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Resident Evil 5: Awkward silence

The entire story boiled down to one (slightly edited) scene

Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

SPOILERS AHEAD.

We thought this climactic scene from Resident Evil 5 could use some re-jiggering. Where the original scene feebly tugs at the heartstrings, our new improved version rips out your still-beating heart with razor-sharp claws and feeds it to you. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the defining scene of Resident Evil 5, stripped down to its raw emotional core. Enjoy! 



May 6, 2009


 
51 Comments
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Jigglesbig  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Hahahaha, Awesome.
Ravenbom  - 6 months 27 days ago 
lmao!
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 6 months 27 days ago 
I lolz myself many times over. I still say that Sheva is one of the hottest women in gaming, and she isn't even sexed up like most women in games; until you get Amazon Sheva!

Good work, really funny!
Jacob816  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Utter brilliance!
helix92  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Well... that was awkward. lol! Don't you forget about me, ha ha classic
Conman93  - 6 months 27 days ago 
RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gahmah  - 6 months 27 days ago 
... Were Jill's tits ripped off?!
Mcan50  - 6 months 27 days ago 
That was great!
DEFAULT  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Ouch. Someone was left hanging...
Corsair89  - 6 months 27 days ago 
lol
Grenade  - 6 months 27 days ago 
That was incredible.
twishart  - 6 months 27 days ago 
AW WHAT THE HELL, I HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS YET
KillDrone  - 6 months 27 days ago 
I seriously hope someone didn't spend an entire week on that thing...

Well, guess nobody can bat a thousand. P.S. There really isn't any inclination that Sheva and Chris love each other like Chris and Jill did.
Unoriginal  - 6 months 27 days ago 
I'm in tears. The Raw emotion, the naked souls displayed in their eyes, the heavenly music mixed with the shocking revelation that...that... What the hell was happening in that scene?

Need to play RE5
Koouunn  - 6 months 27 days ago 
hilarious
jar-head  - 6 months 27 days ago 
This is the kind of posts that will render any and all other gaming websites obsolete. GR's slogan should just be "Resistance is Futile"
KREATIVEassassin  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Ha ha! Nice use of Simple Minds.
TarkDaShark  - 6 months 27 days ago 
rolling on the f**king floor laghing my mother f**king a** off
JizzyB  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Sheva is super hot. She even walks like a model.
GoldenMe  - 6 months 27 days ago 
I......must.......worship.......GR.......and.......Joe.
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