On MX vs. ATV Untamed

"We’ve taken the core MX vs ATV racing experience and tailored game-play to match the strengths of each individual gaming machine. The Xbox 360 and PS3 versions, Wii and PlayStation 2 system versions, the PSP system version, and the DS version will all deliver unique experiences that capture the franchise’s strengths and maximize the fun gamers have on their system of choice."

Six "unique" versions of the same game. Uh... right.

On Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance

"Warfare on an Epic Scale: Fully realized navies, orbital weaponry and advanced counter intelligence technologies give commanders unprecedented, deadly new capabilities in what is already the most strategic RTS on the market today."

Our strategy game is more strategic than your strategy game. In fact, it's the strategicest!

On Rock Band at the Microsoft press conference

"Let's pump it up to 11."

Microsoft descends into self-parody.

On Call of Duty 4

"We're going deep, and we're going hard."

Ignoring the obvious double entendre, does this actually mean anything?

On Assassin's Creed

"This is a trap."

Stating the obvious.

On Dance Dance Revolution

"Dance Dance Revolution has had a far-reaching impact on our society."

On the global scale, we're thinking it ranks somewhere below lolcats.