Buttercup, I'd ride you all day, but in a really nice, non-sexual way. I'd like to take you to the beach and tell you all about my ideas for a "Horse of the Dead" game.
Will you have a Associate Wildlife Editor? It doesn't help that the Big shark lobby is fins deep in movies and videogames and portrayed as cool and awesome while horses are considered sissy and only good for little girlies like Barbie Horse Adventure.
I would gladly give you sugar cubes if you wandered out to Iowa.