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Non-playable characters we wish were playable

25 NPCs we'd love to get our hands on... in a (mostly) non-sexual way, of course

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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Godina92  - 11 months 16 days ago 
It'd be pretty sweet if you could play 1 of
the BB's off of Guns of the Patriots, then you could kick ass even though yur a chick!!!
Coolbeans69  - 11 months 16 days ago 
THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!!!!!!
TheWebSwinger  - 11 months 16 days ago 
I definitely lol'd at just the sight of Beggar Woman on this list. Brilliant.
TheWebSwinger  - 11 months 16 days ago 
EDIT:
@Godina92:
"even though yur a chick"? Sexist much?
Pencil&Eraser  - 11 months 15 days ago 
Where the fuck is Brucie?!
Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham  - 11 months 15 days ago 
Brucie's back by popular demand. Well, because of one request and the fact I accidentally deleted him before I put the article up.

Gotta cut back on those bull shark steroids the next time I'm writing...
stuzimuzipuzi  - 11 months 15 days ago 
47th
this wud b gud if i new all the characters and it wud b so cool to play as the merchant cuz hes a strange character and id like to play a story abwt him
bamit11  - 11 months 15 days ago 
i wish to play as one person...
Dr Salvador. it would be awesome to run and go cut off Leon's head. as long as he has no bonus weapons.
masonlacey  - 11 months 15 days ago 
I throught you could be raiden in MGS4 with one of the secret masks. :(
BioSaber  - 11 months 14 days ago 
the better put a DLC on PS3 where you can play cyborg raiden's stroy god dam it
SweetNES  - 11 months 14 days ago 
"The King"? I assume we're talking about Uriel Septim VII here. While he does entrust your character with the Amulet of Kings, Uriel Septim's actual title is Emperor, not King.

http://oblivion.wikia.com/wiki/Uriel_Septim_VII
Beazy08  - 11 months 13 days ago 
Brucie and the clown from dead rising hands down are the winners with the moon from majoras mask comin in 2nd. the rest were lame.
HungryBeaver  - 11 months 12 days ago 
Ahahahaha! Great mighty poo ftw!
Nice article
pyrostar403  - 11 months 12 days ago 
Well Actually you can be DOG From Half-Life 2 but it takes a long time to find the place to download, you can actually be any character you want in Half-Life 2
jesus-of-suburbia  - 11 months 10 days ago 
hes not king. emporor. geez guys. get your stuff straight. im not that sweaty...
KatyaSchlacter  - 11 months 10 days ago 
the female snipers in the call of duty series(not W@W)
WeirdJamFace  - 11 months 9 days ago 
ZOMGZ TEH POO IZ TEH BESSED!!!!
(no,really)
Epic_bubbie  - 11 months 9 days ago 
i would like to be falco in starfox 64
EvilInkarnate  - 11 months 8 days ago 
The merchant from RE4 kicks ass!! My wife and I still imitate him and I haven't played the game in over a year. Good to see him on this list.
durrty13  - 11 months 8 days ago 
fuck raiden i wanna play as big boss or vamp or otaccon
or even umm liquid ocelot
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