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Ooh yeah. I bet there will be a Wii Colour, except it'll be disguised as a game everyone loved or still loves--Mario Paint. They'll even include shaking the frigging paint. I've found that motion controls were innovative and fun at first, but now...it's just a gimmick that's died. And with that--a little part of me died as well. And continues to do so as my Wii's little light looks out at me...sadly. Like it knows...like it secretly knows that soon will come the day when I have to take it out back and put it out of its family-oriented-fun-time-misery.

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Sandman89 - 6 months 6 days ago

LMAO@ Puch out remote referee!
Ive almost lost all hope in Nintendo now. Apart from madworld, i havent truly enjoyed a wii game for ages
Now my wii usually just sits in a corner all by itself, while i enjoy actual games(not toys, Miyamoto, we want games damnit)on my ps3 n 360.Now, if only they announce the next zelda at E3....

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FriendlyFire - 6 months 6 days ago

I kinda expected it... The casual audience is killing the whole deal for actual gamers.

I can only pray the disease - yes, it's definitively a disease - doesn't spread to the 360, PS3 and PSP too much, otherwise we're doomed. Why would any corporate guy spend huge amounts of cash on a complex and involving game like GTA IV or MGS IV when they can just as well release a crappy movie tie-in on the Wii for a tenth of the price and make similar sales?

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somerandomchap - 6 months 6 days ago

The thought of all these games coming out makes me want to cry.

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DukeEbony - 6 months 6 days ago

Great article. But the sad thing is i can see about half of these happening...

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AyJay - 6 months 6 days ago

king of the FUNgle lol.
in italian fungul means fuck

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GlassPants - 6 months 6 days ago

Great Article...or am I just "Rationalizin"

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RamenDragon - 6 months 6 days ago

Wow, the Reggie quotes are right on.

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Krayden - 6 months 6 days ago

Did you already know, or just a coincidence? I see where Nintendo trademarked "Wii Fit Plus" and "Art Academy". As well as "BonzaiBarber"...

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starspike - 6 months 6 days ago

Lol... Supber mockery of what my favorite software company has become :D :D
One thing though: I think Mario Kart still kicks ass ;)

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hardcore_gamer1990 - 6 months 6 days ago

If any of these are announced at E3, anybody who works on them will go to a deep hole at the heart of hell where they have to do everything in completely useless movements which may or may not work depending on the demons moods.

And they have to move by shifting their weight on a balance board made out of hot coals.

And are deprived of anything good in the world.

Yeah. That sounds appealing, doesn't it Nintendo?
JUST DONT

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Evans05 - 6 months 6 days ago

I will personally have to bin my Wii if any of these become reality. lol. Plus WTFs up with Wii colour. Great article though

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charley235 - 6 months 6 days ago

i liked th efirst 4 mario parties a lot, the last 4 have sucked balls

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dunnace - 6 months 6 days ago

I can see Wii Colour happening, unfortunately.

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Awesomeitude1523 - 6 months 6 days ago

"Huh? Wha?? The Wii's sinking in quality games? Fine fine, let handle it."

(Craps out Punch Out, Madworld, and House of the Dead: Overkill.)

"Here. Give them these. See if they shut up for a while."

-Nintendo

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solidocelot - 6 months 6 days ago

recicled screenshot

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it_burns - 6 months 6 days ago

Those floating Reggie heads are the stuff of nightmares.

Captcha: snort 2d

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Ell223 - 6 months 6 days ago

i hope none of these ever see the light of day
the sad thing is that most of these will probably come out

all i want is a new mario or zelda game
why does nintendo hate me?

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