where the heck did they come up with these games

Reggie's Rationalizin' parts are funny, they're exactly things I could see nintendo saying. Awesome article!

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lol awesome

A lot of people call nintendo stupid for not making games like Donkey-Kong and that Kid Icarus sequel, but they're actually pretty smart. Smoldering piles of crap can be sold to any idiot if it has pretty box art and a bunch of smiling children and old people. Nintendo knows what it can sell and it knows that a lot of its audiance (Mostly the newer, stupid children) can't tell the difference between a good game and a picture of "Pong" taped to a television screen.

this is why no one takes the wii seriously.

God. All the puns are absolutely golden.

Every year people expect big things from Nintendo. And I don't think I have to tell you that every year we get nothing but disappointment. Well how about this year we all expect Nintendo to give us absolutely nothing. That way maybe the universe will get confused and give us something we want.

The depressing part is, all of this could actually become a reality.

The more depressing part is, Reggie would say those puns....all of them.

lol, guessing 'Reggie' is like President of nintendo or spokesman or something, and apparantly he uses quite a few closure punch-lines. Reggie's Rationalizations made me lol!

The amazing thing is that the new play control might ictually come true!

Give DK a new game. Just not that peripheral game you were talking about haha. I remember playin DK64 on my Nintendo 64 and that was epic. MORE DK!!!

I love Reggie's rationalizations...Brett, it's like he wrote it for you!

Damn, that's some funny stuff!! Great stuff Brett...as usual!!

You want to know what the truly sad thing is? Nintendo probably already has at least 3 of these in the works. Maybe the title won’t be exactly the same as in here but The Wii Fit Resort, ya, it might not be called that but we all know a new wii fit is coming. Nintendo is sucking the tit of the Wii fit woman until her boobs are old, shriveled, and as thin as string.

Want to know what's really depressing?

Nintendo putting something that is even worse than the ones mintioned here.

The 3 things that are garanuteed to happen in the next big E3 nintendo announcement:

1) It gotta involde the Miis.
2) It gotta be for mindless girls, seniors, and little kids.
3) Will throw in ONE bastardrized hardcore title in another failed effort to tell us to STFU and enjoy this $#!%.

Want to know what Reggie really thinks about us hardcore gamers?

(Reggie says:)
"Here's your s#$%@y little hardcore game, now STFU and get the &%*# out of my face, can't you bastards see that we are making a s#!%load of money and all this whining and crying about the good old days is screwing my business and really pissing me off!!!
I don't give a damn about the good old days. That was then, this is now. Look! The reason why we got our asses got whooped 4 years ago is because we are wasting our time trying to please you little smart#$@es.
Year after year we are busting our @%$es off making these huge adventures day and night. For what? Just to please a few %$&#ing people, sasified a few &^?%ing crtics, and to make a few million dollars? Screw that, screw them, screw you all.
Then I realize why waste years just to create a game only to please these smart@%$es for a few million bucks when I can create some $%#@%y little game in a week and feed it to an endless supply of idoits who can't tell their finger form their &*%# that I can suck billions off of.
DON'T YOU IDOITS REALIZE THAT THIS IS A DAMN BUSINESS!!! I CAME HERE TO MAKE MONEY!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT QUALITY!!! I WANT MORE MONEY DAMMIT AND I WANT IT NOW!!! NOW GET THE @#$% OUT OF MY FACE!!!"
(Reggie stomps out)

All of this sucess have really warped their minds. These idoits don't realize this same kind of crap cause the great video game crash of 83 and we are wayyyy overdue for another crash. These guys are driving full speed ahead right into a brick wall. This is just plain pathpetic.

i cant wait to play metroid golf!!

Five bucks says Wii Color (or Wii Paint or whatever) will actually be announced.

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what's even worse is that i easily imagined Reggie saying all those things. i then wanted to punch him in the face for the horrid puns.

Reggie's lame jokes are funny but "we’ll make sure exercise never becomes a last resort.”
damn.. that really made me laugh xD

"Please don't tempt fate,"
hahahahahaha, good one, FierceDeity!

The Reggie's rationalizations had me cracking up. "The doctor's in...SANE!" wow... hilarious :D

I know a good one that you guys forgot:

SUPER SMASH BROS. MII.

Instead of playing as your favorate francise character, you will play as a stupid stick puppet using dumbass moves like Mii pick and Mii shoot. They can really stick it to us if that game have better features, online and otherwise, than Brawl. Nintendo is gonna milk those Miis for all their worth.

It a shame that Nintendo, of all companies, would go the same route as these other no name companies whose only job is to shove real videogames off the self and turn the industry back into the kiddie image that it used to try so hard to avoid.

And Pikachu, I really hope that not what Reggie is planning on saying at E3. It doesn't really go along with their "no dirty words" policy that they put up since E3 05. But I do agree that at least one of those 3 things will happen at the event.

Nintendo's get-rich-quick-so-we-can-get-laid scheme:
Less quality games + more time = Long term millions
More crappy games + less time = Short term billions
Dumb math, but is goes along with Nintendo's dumb decision to turn their backs on us delicated gamers for those people who would play for a few hours and get bored real quick, put the game in the closet, and collect dust. I call it "play and forget".

The new Nintendo makes me sick.
Get a grip dammit!!!