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Resident Evil 5? More like Recycled Evil 5

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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GoldenMe  - 6 months 12 days ago 
Wow. This article is one of the shitiest I've seen in a long time.

And another thing is that it's from Dave, again.

So Dave, up the ante a little bit, ok?
nutella  - 6 months 12 days ago 
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shit. wow. i want one of those. cmon people we'l play online. tough i dont eat a lot.
thochaos  - 6 months 12 days ago 
Wow this is so bad I had to check I wasn't on Gamespy.
Stockholm  - 6 months 12 days ago 
The Kane & Lynch one wasn't so good. That fat ass critic had it coming.
Demonflare  - 6 months 12 days ago 
Hahaha! Wow!

Nice article. The Wiishit! Ha! That game is also shitty! ;)
Magic_OF_Mayhem  - 6 months 12 days ago 
I want some WiiShit!
bron1417  - 6 months 12 days ago 
wii s*** for teh lolz!! epic win right there. good job fo realz
Japanaman  - 6 months 12 days ago 
How bout...

Wiitoolazytoplayrealsports
Wiimusingforaminute
Need For New Ideas
Marvel Vs Capcom 2.5: Old Age of Old Heroes
House of the Dead: Undercensored "It's F'n Great!"
Wiidon'tplay
Notsosuper Seen It All Before Fancier Looking Street Fighter II HD Remix
Little Bit of Nothing
Rag Doll FU: Nobody plays with dolls, so we might as well give it away for free
DSidiot: We convince you to buy our handhelds 3 times every time!
Monotonous NFL 2010: Now with Less Madden!
Got Yer Money Zero: Hey, Loser! Now buy all the same songs you loved before again on one disk!
Perfectly Earns A Zero: Somebody Buy Our Game... Please... It's been in bargain bins for years now
Playstation Portapotty: Flush your money down the drain by upgrading today!
Xbox Suckstobeyou: Can you solve the puzzle of the red ring of death?
PinkLenny  - 6 months 12 days ago 
That was a good article
too short though
more please?
Koouunn  - 6 months 12 days ago 
lololololololololololol that was a nice article
"mortal kombat vs capomdiditfirst" was hilarious
Picnic1  - 6 months 11 days ago 
Perfect Mark? Zero (Perfect Dark Zero- actually, it was a pretty good game in places and good looking).

Risible Sequel Zero- Resident Evil 0 (again, it was a pretty good game, just not as good as some reviews tried to make out- not as good as the remake).

Final Fantasy? Nein.

Mario Kart- Balderdash!! (Mario Kart: Double Dash!!- a colourful game but a series that remains less ambitious than 1999's Crash Team Racing by Naughty Dog).
360nerd  - 6 months 9 days ago 
not a bad article, Gears of War made sense thought theres nothing wrong with that name. Theyre Gears....and theyre at war, yes the gore part makes sense but the cheers part doesnt make sense at all to me
360nerd  - 6 months 9 days ago 
o and im not sure if its just cause of my lack of knowledge of unclear wars, but fallout 3 dont make much sense either. (this may be just because i dont know what a fallout is, if a fallout is anything at all)
Matgta  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Love the wii shit.
AuthorityFigure  - 6 months 4 days ago 
Glad I didn't buy any of those games... Phewph...
anduin1  - 6 months 3 days ago 
fallout is the resulting waste following a nuclear explosion, it fits
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