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Lost to antiquity: Games that have aged badly

Some games stand the test of time. These didn't.

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK

MotorStorm (PS3)
Oh the controversy. But we’ll be the first to say it: Load it up now and it doesn’t look anywhere near as good as it did twelve months ago. Maybe it’s the hi-def nature of the graphics, but all the graphical quirks like dust disappearing in squares around the outline of the vehicles or the flat surfaces (and spectators)of the roadside scenery look that much more noticeable now.

The gameplay is also quite hit-and miss, with the bad bits being that much more frustrating when you’re not in as much awe of the visuals any more. Unfair crashes, getting stuck on scenery and flipping onto your roof at the slightest bump is simply annoying as hell. If this were released today, we’d probably give it 6/10 for being good-looking, having nice crashes but little else.

Above: A shot from a PS2 game? Nah, it's MotorStorm up-close

Destruction Derby (Saturn, PSone)
Back in 1995, this used to define the ‘next generation’. 3D graphics, damage modelling, spectacular crashes, survival arenas… it did everything the 16-bit consoles that came before it couldn’t do. But unlike some other games of its time (such as the first Ridge Racer), it’s aged faster than Techno. The music does it no favours, being as mid-‘90s as you can get, and the voice clips from the other drivers repeat immediately, as they only seem to have one line each.

Oh, and every track is totally flat. You can’t flip any of the cars. You can’t jump. The damage modelling is basically a ‘damaged’ texture that replaces the ‘undamaged’ one. The handling is appallingly simple, success feels empty, the championship structure is best described as ‘basic’ and… can we play something else now, please?

  Above: It's amazing how many shortcomings you can hide behind cutting-edge graphics


 
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Chiropteran  - 1 year 1 day ago 
I played Tempest. I thought it was great ... then.
Sigh. I still have PS1 games I haven't tried yet. Makes me wonder if I really want to. Except for those features which praise some old games for being so great. Some of which I have. And haven't played yet....
blammm  - 1 year 1 day ago 
It sounds to me this author doesn't know how to appreciate old games.

Not all of the games here have "aged badly".

If it weren't for Tomb Raider, 3D Puzzle Action performers we have today wouldn't be as we know it. I enjoy playing Tomb Raider even as of today.

And Double Dragon? CRAP? Yeah, I question your taste.
MitsuharuSan  - 11 months 2 days ago 
MK2 on this list? BLASPHEMY! Damn, it's even way better than the 3D MK games. I'm even willing to say that MK truly died when it became 3D! Really.

PS.: I remember going nuts with the non-ending Gauntlet.
Ravenbom  - 10 months 14 days ago 
Yeah, I fired up the old PS2 a couple months ago to play a PS classic, Twisted Metal 2, and I couldn't even tell what the hell was going on.
This article is mostly showing how graphics don't age like fine wine, but some older games are almost unplayable because they hadn't figured out standard 3D control schemes. Especially before dual analog controls.
The first Armored Core has probably the worst control scheme ever made, but up until Resident Evil 4, that series had some of the worst controls ever.
And MGS still has some of the worst 3D controls, and until MGS3 Subsistence, had the one of the worst 3D cameras, and we still forgive Kojima. Of course, we probably forget because we're watching more than we're playing.
Stabby_Joe  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Erm... Oblivion? Riiiiight...
tre3  - 10 months 3 hours ago 
Why is Orcarina of Time not mentioned, that games is great but, it's starting to get hard to look at
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