Marcus because if i don't pick him, he'll chainsaw my arms off and curbstomp me, chief cuz, well, HE'S CHIEF! Kratos because he may kill me like helios (AAAAAAAAAH!!), Gordan Freeman because i love half life and finally, Kratos sack boy. WHO KNEW HE COULD BE SO DEADLY?!
Really good article. Very original. I think you should do a second installment of this, with a whole new set of characters, like Sly Cooper, or Fire emblem characters, or Star Fox, etc.
P.S. I lol'd at sonic's "werehog" evolution. I could have SWORN I picked up a crapstone in the cave of bad games!