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Solid Snake became a ripe old git – what if other characters went the same way?

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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Pikachu - Pokemon

Years of violent enslavement have left Pikachu’s psyche scared with misery. When he grows tired of repressing memories with beer and cartons of cigarettes, he suffocates his woes with banalities like The People's Court and the weekly bingo game at the rec center.

Don't let the grotesqueifying of beloved game characters end here - post your own renditions in the forums! The only prize is the satisfaction of having made us cringe, but if we get enough entries we’ll post our favorites on GR in a follow-up feature.

Obviously we used Photoshop, but your medium is your choice - just make ‘em disturbing.

Jun 20, 2008


 
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thorn05  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Dats just nassssssty
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Da-Ku  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Funny But Freaky!
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Ninjagamer12  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Gahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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bron1417  - 1 year 2 months ago 
wow guys funny stuff but a little bit on the freaky side as well.
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ClusterShart  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Lulz, tyler really liked the laura...
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GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Old Lara rocks.
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Nessrox  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Pikachu looked like he was on crack
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G4M3_N3M3S1S  - 1 year 2 months ago 
lol old cratose was nast but funny.
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Thewolfgirl  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wow. Wow. I have to gouge out my eyes at link. :O LINK WAS SCARY.

I Still Roflmao
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Black_X_1111  - 1 year 6 days ago 
NOS, not link!!! Quick Link, use your magics!!!
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scbyfn4evr  - 1 year 5 days ago 
Old Lara=MILF


(kidding)
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enuru999  - 1 year 5 days ago 
who would win old link or old cloud
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sherwoc  - 10 months 3 days ago 
old link, at lest he can pick his sword up XD
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stuffblowupnation  - 9 months 28 days ago 
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. No not link, old lara/any pikachu
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Spybreak8  - 9 months 23 days ago 
lol
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dougle  - 9 months 21 days ago 
old pikachu looks like the male members of my family lol
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Rhesus  - 9 months 20 days ago 
Pikachu needs some serious help.
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Bov11  - 9 months 2 days ago 
pikachu just did it for the lols.
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TradanBattlan  - 9 months 1 day ago 
LARA
WHAT DID THEY DO TO YA LARA
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lovinmyps3  - 8 months 19 days ago 
OMFG the lara in the fridge, fuking priceless!!! and i can see pikachu yellin and kids to 'get off my lawn!!!' : P
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