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If game characters were old

Solid Snake became a ripe old git – what if other characters went the same way?

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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Kratos - God of War

The fickle rulers of Mount Olympus will slap your ass from mortal to god and back again faster than M. Night Shyamalan can turn out disappointing films. The son of Zeus is no exception, and if he grows old as an insignificant mortal, he may regret those wrinkled, sagging tattoos and all of the STDs picked up along the way.


 
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thorn05  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Dats just nassssssty
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Da-Ku  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Funny But Freaky!
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Ninjagamer12  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Gahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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bron1417  - 1 year 2 months ago 
wow guys funny stuff but a little bit on the freaky side as well.
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ClusterShart  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Lulz, tyler really liked the laura...
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GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Old Lara rocks.
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Nessrox  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Pikachu looked like he was on crack
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G4M3_N3M3S1S  - 1 year 2 months ago 
lol old cratose was nast but funny.
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Thewolfgirl  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wow. Wow. I have to gouge out my eyes at link. :O LINK WAS SCARY.

I Still Roflmao
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Black_X_1111  - 1 year 22 days ago 
NOS, not link!!! Quick Link, use your magics!!!
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scbyfn4evr  - 1 year 21 days ago 
Old Lara=MILF


(kidding)
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enuru999  - 1 year 21 days ago 
who would win old link or old cloud
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sherwoc  - 10 months 19 days ago 
old link, at lest he can pick his sword up XD
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stuffblowupnation  - 10 months 13 days ago 
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. No not link, old lara/any pikachu
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Spybreak8  - 10 months 8 days ago 
lol
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dougle  - 10 months 7 days ago 
old pikachu looks like the male members of my family lol
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Rhesus  - 10 months 5 days ago 
Pikachu needs some serious help.
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Bov11  - 9 months 18 days ago 
pikachu just did it for the lols.
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TradanBattlan  - 9 months 17 days ago 
LARA
WHAT DID THEY DO TO YA LARA
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lovinmyps3  - 9 months 4 days ago 
OMFG the lara in the fridge, fuking priceless!!! and i can see pikachu yellin and kids to 'get off my lawn!!!' : P
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