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How to Survive a Zombie Invasion

Do you like being dead? If your answer is "no," read this NOW

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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whitesall  - 4 months 15 days ago 
bring on the zombies im ready to beat there ass... ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! just kidding thanks for the addvice im more then ready to kick zombie ass!!!!!!
Turkeykilla7  - 4 months 15 days ago 
Dont have to much confidence in Police, national guard, ect stations people. If zombies actually did happen (it will) they would probably kill you quicker than the zombies when they saw you coming. Just think letting people in meens more mouths to feed, they'll be saving their supplies for themselves. Not everyone is a saint.
curly_jefferson  - 4 months 15 days ago 
So many funnies.
JustAPlayer  - 4 months 15 days ago 
Well, just like everyone (at least the good shooters) i would go to the top of a Gun's Shop, i would pick up Sniper, and shoot all incoming body, as long as i have food i'll be ok
Turkeykilla7  - 4 months 15 days ago 
Here's a thought. Could you eat Zombie meat? Think about it, maybe if you cooked it well enouph it would kill the virus.Like killing tape worms that live in beaf. Its still cannibalism but hey its your life we're talking about. Just think its a non stop food supply.
Synster  - 4 months 15 days ago 
Ha. "MOST Zombies can't run".

Anyways. By chance, was this article inspired by The Zombie Survival Guide? That book is pure Genius.
mentalityljs  - 4 months 15 days ago 
Tip: Tape an LED keychain light to your friends back as a practical joke! lmao. GOD I can't wait for a zombie outbreak! It would be my favorite apocalyptic scenario to live and experience!!!

recaptcha: remember narodni?
SteelStreet  - 4 months 15 days ago 
You got alot of this stuff from xbox official magizine zombie edition. But hey it is still funny.
LOUDcarBOMB  - 4 months 14 days ago 
There's only one person who doesn't need this...CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Unoriginal  - 4 months 14 days ago 
I now owe Mr. Wilde my life prematurely.

Outstanding article, and now Im late for work, I just had to finish first.

Why am I commenting, gotta go!
Thegamingkid  - 4 months 14 days ago 
actully, what the best thing to do in a zombie outbreak is to go to the nearest gun shop, and shoot yourself. BAM, don't gotta worry, cause every one is Dead, And/Or Undead
Oxfordcomma4  - 4 months 13 days ago 
Feeeeeeeeeeel the zombie!!!
"cocks .44 magnum"
MojoSmelz  - 4 months 13 days ago 
yeh i agree with GamerTagsSuck because like in the english television program called dead set the 'zombies' do eventually break into the big brother set so unless you have a gun then your basically screw to say the least.
deadslayer97  - 4 months 13 days ago 
yep it is pretty much the zombie survival guide......only worse.the sniper crowbar was pretty funny though!
corey171  - 4 months 13 days ago 
U ALL R STUPID THER MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONE DAY BUT THAT IS UNLIKLY AND IF BY ANY MEANS THER WAS 1 I WOUlD STALK UP ON FOOD AT THE FIRST SIGNS OF AN OUTBREAK GO 2 THE SECOND FLOOR OF MY HOUSE AND DESTROY ALL STAIRS LEADING UP AND LIVE THER TILL I DIE EVENTUALLY OR I GET SAVED(OR BECOME A ZOMBIE) AND THE VIRUS WOULD ALREADY BE AIRBOURN!!!!! =(
sk8tingninjainda206  - 4 months 12 days ago 
yes thank you for agreeing now i can show people at the gun store for buying so much ammo and weapons
lmao what a great article
FlamelordZ  - 4 months 12 days ago 
probably no one has thought of this (i coudnt be bothered to read all comments) but in resident evil the zombies get made smart by sum idiot. if that happened wed all be doomed. the rest of the world wud jst nuke us be4 it got to dem or summat
lostsouls  - 4 months 12 days ago 
another sing of zombies large amounts of military setting up in your town and evacuations are in progress
REBELYELL89  - 4 months 11 days ago 
You've forgot a important weapon to make is a flame thrower xD nothing beat's a toasty zombie.

As for door's RE5 zombie's use door's o.O they like breaking threw window's xD
uz_mike222  - 4 months 10 days ago 
I've read the Zombie Survival Guide and that has better tips than anything a game can come up with. Well except for info on the Dawn of the Dead and 28 Days/ Weeks movies. Though i thought it was funny, if you want to go around into the street with an M16 shooting at the undead with ill effect on them dying, good luck trying to stay alive. As for nukes, though the initial blast of those zombies in the actual surrounding of the blast, those that get hit with just shock wave wont die. Good luck with just spraying and praying also, you wont get far.

If the zombie hordes comes, either Rage, New Age, or the normal shambling zombies comes, cyall suckers, im heading to the Rockies and becoming a mountain man!! CYA BITCHES!!

p.s. read The Complete Zombie Survival Guide, its the real thing
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