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How to Survive a Zombie Invasion

Do you like being dead? If your answer is "no," read this NOW

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

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lovinmyps3 - 4 months 18 days ago

This was even better than "The Zombie Survival Guide". XD

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RandyChimp - 4 months 18 days ago

Sorry, as soon as I hear of a mysterious and extremely bloody murder with a corpse covered in bites, I'm grabbing Max Brookes' Zombie Survival Guide and heading for the nearest store where I can buy a machete.

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cubsfan101 - 4 months 18 days ago

this is one informative article. i'll have to remember everything the next time i'm in a zombie apocalypse.

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thomashalpenny - 4 months 18 days ago

Tip: Tape an LED keychain light to your buddy’s back for a great practical joke

thats sum of the funniest shit i've heard in a long time!! :)

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ACGUY - 4 months 18 days ago

Okay why does nobody ever think of this?! All you just need to do is go to Canda or the North Pole the undead doesn't have body heat they'll freeze even if they were infected they'll stay frozen. So all you have to do is blow their fucking brains out while they're frozen on the ground. Maybe a pussy move, but your still alive.
Great article though.

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oreomonkey - 4 months 18 days ago

I'd hold up in Wal-Mart, many barricades and food.

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Solstice - 4 months 18 days ago

Liked the rap.

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Yeager1122 - 4 months 18 days ago

Protect your braiiiinnnnssss

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alfonso.hdez - 4 months 18 days ago

BEST.ARTICLE.EVER. Priceless!

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theHeadCase - 4 months 18 days ago

Hey I've already got my Zombie Outbreak Contingency Plan laid out.
I just gotta come up with a better name cause every time someone says it out loud they get bit. Damn zombies.

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deathrebellion - 4 months 17 days ago

i remember reading many ways to escape a Zombie Apocalypse in some site a couple of months back and frankly its stupid anyway if Zombies r gonna become real i see no harm in saying that we might as well get superpowers and Mutants by then so it'll be a full scale war between Zombies and Humans/Humanoids/Mutants,etc,,,,.....

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deathrebellion - 4 months 17 days ago

Sniper Crowbar FTW :D XD

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jar-head - 4 months 17 days ago

Zombie invasion? I just used that against my blood sucking mother-in-law....and it worked!

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TheWebSwinger - 4 months 17 days ago

I think you already know this, but this is a fantastic article.

P.S. Happy Tyler Picture is back!

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w40kfanatic - 4 months 17 days ago

ill just go to a abandoned superstore, find the security office, activate those gates that fall over the exits and grab a gun in the outdoors section. there is food and probably some sheets to make a make-shift bed. yay for store that meet your shopping/zombie survival needs!

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w40kfanatic - 4 months 17 days ago

one last thing. why are zombies evil? maybe theyre just coming to you for help but you anger them by the time they get to you.

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reroxas - 4 months 17 days ago

If there is a zombie invasion I am screwed harder than a pretty boy in prison one rifle and an unholy amount of power tools oh no but seriously I would still die one rifle and a lawnmower don't tend to work so well

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AlphaAGENT144 - 4 months 17 days ago

the only way to survive is to be An Hero

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Warbob1 - 4 months 17 days ago

You could always use the Atari E.T. game which all of them are located in some landfill somewhere so if you live near it. Your pretty much loaded in flammable material to launch at zombies only if you where smart enough to make sure your living on a fire proof building. Or you could just go crazy due to the unyielding sight of the mounds of wasted crap your chucking at the zombies.

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