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How to Survive a Zombie Invasion
Do you like being dead? If your answer is "no," read this NOW
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Frootaloom
- 4 months 13 days ago
Oh god I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, I've been ready for years.
Vagrant
- 4 months 13 days ago
I have a feeling you just had this on your computer typed up for the guys in the office. Since you're next to the Umbrella Corporation or whatever.
ALSO NERDY NITPICKS ABOUT THE PART ABOUT THE GLOCKS WHERE YOU HAD A PICTURE OF A BERETTA M9 AND YOU CLAIMED SCULLY AND MULDER USE GLOCKS BUT THEY USUALLY USE SIG SAUER P22SOMETHINGS!!!!
(plus I think you'd want a gun with an external safety. A Glock 17 seems more likely to cause friendly fire)
ALSO NERDY NITPICKS ABOUT THE PART ABOUT THE GLOCKS WHERE YOU HAD A PICTURE OF A BERETTA M9 AND YOU CLAIMED SCULLY AND MULDER USE GLOCKS BUT THEY USUALLY USE SIG SAUER P22SOMETHINGS!!!!
(plus I think you'd want a gun with an external safety. A Glock 17 seems more likely to cause friendly fire)
BurntToShreds
- 4 months 13 days ago
I would just grab as many metal baseball bats as possible and carry them in a backpack. Also, any shovels I can find in the garage.
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Harmon20
- 4 months 13 days ago
well, I always said I should invest in a shotgun, a pistol, and a utility belt (to hold ammo and maybe a knife) when I get old enough and have a home so I could defend myself. Should probably stock up on some food and water rations to carry easily in a backpack, and a well-supplied first aid kit. That's my top 5 zombie survival items.
NanoElite666
- 4 months 13 days ago
I dunno about anyone else, but when the zombies come I'm making a mad dash for the nearest monster truck and going to town. Anyone who doesn't think driving a monster truck through hordes of the undead would be completely and utterly awesome, must already be a zombie themselves...
Otherwise, I guess I could settle for some heavy-duty power armor and a minigun. With looooooooooooooots of ammo.
Otherwise, I guess I could settle for some heavy-duty power armor and a minigun. With looooooooooooooots of ammo.
phoenix_wings
- 4 months 13 days ago
This reminds me of LegendaryFrog's "I Am Resident Evil." One of the funniest flash videos about RE I've ever seen. Crates also for pushing, not just for smashing.
ricangamer28
- 4 months 13 days ago
i have a poster of the Tank on my wall.....he my work out motivation;)
jesusfrk15
- 4 months 13 days ago
i am pissed and offended that after you said "and now you know" you didnt say "and knowing is half the battle"
geez
but this article is funny. very very funny. it had some stuff that made sense and other stuff that is just plain ol funny. yay
geez
but this article is funny. very very funny. it had some stuff that made sense and other stuff that is just plain ol funny. yay
Superirish19
- 4 months 13 days ago
ill comment in a minute,im using the monitor to get rid of this zombie.(screams,zombie moaning and the the occasional flesh rippping sound)
CosmicSmeghead
- 4 months 13 days ago
In Left 4 Dead they weren't zombies, they were rage infected people, bent on ripping people to shreds. Still found this really good though great work GR.
Furyspittles
- 4 months 13 days ago
Everyone, even the game, refers to them as zombies though.
Technicalities FTL.
Technicalities FTL.
Turkeykilla7
- 4 months 13 days ago
Wow this is the best Zombie guide iv seen. This is why I bought my Desert Eagle 50 AE just so I could look cool shooting zombies. Just stay away from the Glock 17. I just dont trust those 9mms. Go with the G21, its a 45. and holds 13+1. ZOMBIES ARE THE BEST!!
Makk_Mizzy
- 4 months 13 days ago
I am known for picking off bogies with headshots, so I need NO survival guides trying to inform me on what to do about zombies and etc. because if I don't have a gun at the time, I will definitely run because I have great cardio and I run fast. Its very rare for me to be out and about without my GUN, I would really have so much fun if zombies did try to emerge and take over EARTH, I would have a pretty high kill count, everyone would try to clique up with me, and that's fine because Im loyal and trustworthy so if you get captured by a swarm of zombies and they start nawing of your flesh I will simply put a bullet in their heads and yours as well, now If that ain't a real friend I don't know what is!
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