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How to make a game that’ll sell a million copies

The guide to designing cynical, clichéd games that’ll make you a millionaire

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK

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civver - 2 months 26 days ago

This was hilarious. Also, I'd totally fork over cash for "Revenge of the Blood Resistance". You can't go wrong with such an awesome title.

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gmilf71 - 2 months 26 days ago

lol i like final kingdom of feelings and extreme boob laser stick fighter. lol.

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Ninja-KiLLR - 2 months 26 days ago

this is the funniet thing i have ever read. for some reason oncec i started reading i couldnt stop laughing.

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allaboutrockband - 2 months 25 days ago

AWESOME!!!!!!

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Nodoudt - 2 months 25 days ago

Humans DO rule. Save for Charizards, those things will burn your f**king face off... Like that Nazi guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark...

reCaptcha: boloney Boenzl

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AHolyMonk - 2 months 25 days ago

Great Article! I really liked all the mock box art. Props for creativity.

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Doctalen - 2 months 25 days ago

Love the pickachu thing. Also like the title "A wealth of weaker life forms to enslave" followed by a picture of pokemon

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CH3BURASHKA - 2 months 25 days ago

Darkest of Days is basically the 'million selling shooter': it has all the parts, but no one on the team thought about how those parts function together.

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SausageLozenge - 2 months 25 days ago

You forgot racial stereotypes and great article!

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DoctorCrazy - 2 months 25 days ago

Revenge of the Blood Resistance X Edition has probably the greatest box art ever made, and I love the bottom caption.

reCAPTCHA: stop spam read books

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LokiRising - 2 months 25 days ago

I am the lonely teen demographic, alone. Kill me.

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bloodgusher - 2 months 25 days ago

FAIL

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TheWebSwinger - 2 months 24 days ago

FTA: "we’ve come up with full-proof calculations"

It's *fool*proof.
Sorry, I think I have OCD about nitpicking.

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V13Dragongal - 2 months 24 days ago

Relly?

ReCaptcha-inserts $75-million

Relly?

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Dondada - 2 months 24 days ago

LMAO at the Wolverine claws and dumbass gun.

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kubes - 2 months 24 days ago

On the ultimate boob laser stick fighter cover is that the kangaroo from the mighty boosh S1E1

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vigeoman - 2 months 24 days ago

best artivle ever

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AuthorityFigure - 2 months 23 days ago

Noticed how none of the gag box art was Wii format? Makes you think...

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venomman01 - 2 months 23 days ago

This is probly my favorite article. They're all so hilarious.

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uz_mike222 - 2 months 23 days ago

Once you start laughing, you can't stop! It's hilarious and the box art was funny as hell!

for those who bought Timeshift, you got scrwed over more than a $2 whore!

reCAPTCHA: Stop Spam. Read Books.

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