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How to make a game that’ll sell a million copies

The guide to designing cynical, clichéd games that’ll make you a millionaire

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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civver  - 2 months 20 days ago 
This was hilarious. Also, I'd totally fork over cash for "Revenge of the Blood Resistance". You can't go wrong with such an awesome title.
gmilf71  - 2 months 20 days ago 
lol i like final kingdom of feelings and extreme boob laser stick fighter. lol.
Ninja-KiLLR  - 2 months 20 days ago 
this is the funniet thing i have ever read. for some reason oncec i started reading i couldnt stop laughing.
allaboutrockband  - 2 months 20 days ago 
AWESOME!!!!!!
Nodoudt  - 2 months 20 days ago 
Humans DO rule. Save for Charizards, those things will burn your f**king face off... Like that Nazi guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark...

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AHolyMonk  - 2 months 20 days ago 
Great Article! I really liked all the mock box art. Props for creativity.
Doctalen  - 2 months 20 days ago 
Love the pickachu thing. Also like the title "A wealth of weaker life forms to enslave" followed by a picture of pokemon
CH3BURASHKA  - 2 months 19 days ago 
Darkest of Days is basically the 'million selling shooter': it has all the parts, but no one on the team thought about how those parts function together.
SausageLozenge  - 2 months 19 days ago 
You forgot racial stereotypes and great article!
DoctorCrazy  - 2 months 19 days ago 
Revenge of the Blood Resistance X Edition has probably the greatest box art ever made, and I love the bottom caption.

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LokiRising  - 2 months 19 days ago 
I am the lonely teen demographic, alone. Kill me.
bloodgusher  - 2 months 19 days ago 
FAIL
TheWebSwinger  - 2 months 19 days ago 
FTA: "we’ve come up with full-proof calculations"

It's *fool*proof.
Sorry, I think I have OCD about nitpicking.
V13Dragongal  - 2 months 18 days ago 
Relly?

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Relly?
Dondada  - 2 months 18 days ago 
LMAO at the Wolverine claws and dumbass gun.
kubes  - 2 months 18 days ago 
On the ultimate boob laser stick fighter cover is that the kangaroo from the mighty boosh S1E1
vigeoman  - 2 months 18 days ago 
best artivle ever
AuthorityFigure  - 2 months 17 days ago 
Noticed how none of the gag box art was Wii format? Makes you think...
venomman01  - 2 months 17 days ago 
This is probly my favorite article. They're all so hilarious.
uz_mike222  - 2 months 17 days ago 
Once you start laughing, you can't stop! It's hilarious and the box art was funny as hell!

for those who bought Timeshift, you got scrwed over more than a $2 whore!

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