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How to be a bastard

Infamous online acts of evil - and how to perpetrate your own

Words: John Walker, PC Gamer UK

griefer gri:fõ_ noun
1) Someone, usually in an online game, who deliberately attempts to degrade another’s gaming experience.
2) Someone with more imagination than the rest...

Griefers are much maligned. Condemned as the playground bullies of the online world, they are in fact masters of innovation. Sure, there’s the sort of idiot who mindlessly crashes an online funeral, but what about the guy who figures out a way to ninja-style-kill a Battlefield pilot in midair? For every jerk who spawn-camps, there’s another who is healing the enemy when no one’s looking. These are the anarchists of gaming, taking the ingredients they’re given and making a cake no one was expecting. Jealous? You should be. So why not begin your career of adding imagination to multiplayer gaming today?

1) Mile high murder club - Battlefield 1942

Grief factor - 2 out of 5
Glee factor - 4 out of 5

Battlefield 1942 offers many weak griefing opportunities. Anyone can place mines on spawn points. We can all ruin games so easily. Slightly better is the Trojan Jeep, where you drive a jeep into the enemy base, plant an explosive and sneak out. Then hide nearby and wait for the unsuspecting locals to take advantage of this gift. Let them drive off for a good few seconds and then blow it to bits. But best of all, how about knifing a pilot... in mid-air?

How to: A glitch in BF1942 enables you to climb onto the wings of planes, and ride along without getting blown off. The pilot has no idea you’re there when he takes off, and won’t be any the wiser until you sidle up behind him and stab him in the back of the head. Parachute to safety, leaving the poor player mystified and dead.


 
11 Comments
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skyguy343  - 6 months 29 days ago 
could aomebody tell me what happened to gloob?
Major_Wuss  - 6 months 28 days ago 
The BF1942 glitches sound fun.

recaptcha: Marine doggiest
AnonymouZ  - 6 months 28 days ago 
holy shit, i understand pks are a pain in the ass. i know trappers have no life... but this freaking fansy guy is/was the BIGGEST PAIN THE ASS i've ever seen. I mean... he killed neutrals too, not just evil guys...

i guess tho, he was a griefers griefer...

(even tho i don't know if being "evil" on that game made you a griefer by default.)
Baconator96  - 6 months 28 days ago 
No Anonymous? disappointing.
JohnTheFisherman  - 6 months 28 days ago 
lmao,ive done the counterstrike one, I need to try the splinter cell trick now..
DarthKyoKai  - 6 months 26 days ago 
i actually like training in wow its kinda fun i need to try the splinter cell one it sounds fun...
mastersword369  - 6 months 26 days ago 
Thanks, but I don't need any help.
MOOMAN  - 6 months 25 days ago 
OH WOW, THAT's ALL? AWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... I WANT TO BE A BIGGER JERK THAN THIS!!
fisch246  - 6 months 25 days ago 
haha great stuff...
SneakyAgent  - 6 months 24 days ago 
Lol at the splinter cell one
lovinmyps3  - 6 months 23 days ago 
OMFG!! the counter-strike one was soooo funny!!!
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