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How Hollywood will ruin your favourite games

Beloved games turned into movie monstrosities

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK

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SunshineHobo - 7 months 19 days ago

I loved the picture of Vin Diesel as Cratos. If Super Mario Bros 2 had Dennis Hopper as Mario's father and Christopher Walken as the Goomba Don you could get a nice parody of True Romance going on.
Dennis Hopper: Did you know Koopa's were spawned from Goombas?
Funny article

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phoenix_wings - 7 months 19 days ago

lol...awesome. But I'm pretty sure if Chuck Norris fought himself the way Snake and Liquid did, even if it was just acting, it would bring about the armageddon.

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Ocelot - 7 months 19 days ago

i'd happily sit through the half-life film.
rick moranis FTW!!!111!!1!11!!1!

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Birday - 7 months 19 days ago

Poor Ico....no one deserves that...

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Spybreak8 - 7 months 19 days ago

Hahaha these are great. I always thought Edward Norton could pull off Gordon Freeman but yea I don't think they should make these. Escape from City 17 is awesome but as in a short film kind of way, not a full blown movie. Now why is it that the internet gets all excited about movies based on games and then they go see crap everytime lol.

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Jpeg - 7 months 19 days ago

yeah but vin deisel would be an awful kratos, it doesnt suit him. Aparrently if they are making a GOW movie Djimon Hounsou will probably be kratos and even though kratos isnt black he would probably be quite good

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TripleAD - 7 months 19 days ago

Haha good article the MGS one was the funniest

And everyone probably knows this but there was a crappy mario bros

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MoonPig - 7 months 19 days ago

(shudder)chuck norris as meryl silverburgh was pretty disturbing

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jakery22 - 7 months 19 days ago

Chuck norris in metal gear solid would be awesome i would buy it because of chuck norris
:D

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xXHaloKillerXx - 7 months 19 days ago

Vin Diesal as Kratos isnt bad but what they use it as will.If only Ico had Megan Fox in it...hahaha.Great article GR.

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Xplosive59 - 7 months 19 days ago

"chuck Norris launches nukes!" Otacon LoL

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Heyexclamationpoint - 7 months 19 days ago

To be fair I don't think anyone is gonna care if they ruin Dino Crisis.

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deathrebellion - 7 months 19 days ago

LMAO!!!! ummm Megan & Paris r smkin even if they do make a movie out of dem i'll watch it for the lulz and the chickz... xD

other than that Damn the guy who did Street Fighter (movie) and Damn Hollywood if they take these ideas into consideration (execpt for Ico maybe)xD :p

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