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How Hollywood will ruin your favourite games

Beloved games turned into movie monstrosities

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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cowsrule  - 7 months 20 days ago 
I'd see the Metal Gear Solid movie with Chuck Norris. He'd probably round-house kick once and the movie would be over in 5 seconds
jballboy88  - 7 months 20 days ago 
lol i love the mgs one
c03n3nj0  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Chuck Norris would kick major ass in a Metal Gear movie.
winterwolf  - 7 months 20 days ago 
You know this will happen eventually... and then the Earth will implode from fan-boys' screams.
NelosAngelos  - 7 months 20 days ago 
NOOOO NOOO, PLEASE GOD NOOOO!!!!!
fattestninjaever  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Zac Effron *Shudders*
But I could by the Norris-tacular MGS
Tymiegie  - 7 months 20 days ago 
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! The shadow of the colossus thing where the colossi are the bad guys is soooooo shitty movie adaptation. And the love story in Half-life is hilarious as well
dweller  - 7 months 20 days ago 
It's true Chuck can play all parts simultaneously.

recaptcha: the cargo
Over1imit  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Beautiful article.
Also, how on earth did Team ICO accept that their baby, SotC, would become Hollywood-ified? The horror...THE HORROR!
disnayatx  - 7 months 20 days ago 
But Chuck Norris can't die from FOXDIE!
WayByWind  - 7 months 20 days ago 
idk that metal gear solid one looks pretty good
Montag  - 7 months 20 days ago 
I actually look more like Gordon Freeman than Gordon Freeman himself. I've looked this way for over 20 years!! hehe


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Alamogordo ... wtf??

The fat Tree??
unclemitso  - 7 months 19 days ago 
Hate me for saying it but the burnout one would be f$%king awesome! lmfao
Frostyman  - 7 months 19 days ago 
I agree completely...except for the Chuck Norris one.

Scientists believe the universe was created by the big bang. Chuck Norris says it was just a bad case of gas.
DaBadGuy  - 7 months 19 days ago 
yes, the Norris is so awesome that he can play all the parts in MGS without special effects, he can appear as Snake, Meryl, Psycho Mantis, Ocelot, Cyber Ninja, Sniper Wolf, and Vulcan Raven all at once on screen without multiple takes or a green screen.
curly_jefferson  - 7 months 19 days ago 
It's funny because it's clever, but it's depressing because it's true. I swear right here in front of all of gamesradar that if the Sands of Time movie is good i will eat my own hair, all of it, and there is a lot.
lockyear93  - 7 months 19 days ago 
none of these will be as bad as they look
solidsnake_5552000  - 7 months 19 days ago 
Great article guys !! The best I've seen lately.
Schlondak  - 7 months 19 days ago 
I would watch the MGS one. Hell, I'd LOVE the MGS one.
heyshutupthisisbret  - 7 months 19 days ago 
I would see anything with Meghan Fox in it
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