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How classic old games would be marketed today

Games from a gentler age given the sexy, cynical and psychotic modern day treatment

Words: David Houghton, GamesRadar UK
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adadadad  - 3 months 7 days ago 
@ pocotron
:/
the troth has many faces. would yous recognice a broother, if may come to your situation to ask asistance?
:/
may hop so. may hop so. ax
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freezestar  - 3 months 7 days ago 
anybody who wishes that the joke they made for metroid really happend for metroid or that team ninja made samus look she was from doa is not a metroid fan. metroid is about exploring many diffrent lands (and backtracking.) plus the second thing I said about team ninja is would probobly not happen because a) the metroid series has been on the low side of t for teen. and b)Tomonobu Itagaki is not part of team ninja and I think he is the reason doa beach vollyball exists. and yes i am a guy.
freezestar  - 3 months 7 days ago 
that team ninja will make
adadadad  - 3 months 7 days ago 
ohhh shutty the moth, freesestarman
civver  - 3 months 7 days ago 
This article should have been more subtle. It kind of overshot the mark for me. I get what you're trying to say, but the portrayals are too exaggerated.
Nodoudt  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Rest in peace Metroid, I knew thee well... :(
PrivateYmo7  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Seriously. adadadad have a serious problem.
I always knew Duke will turn emo... Haw Haw!
LizarDAZZLE  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Poor duke... poor, poor duke...
SausageLozenge  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Metroid with boob physics? ...Interesting.
reyalejandro13  - 3 months 7 days ago 
This actually got me thinking about what games will be like in another 10-15 Years. And, more importantly, what this article would be like in 10-15 years. Like, will games get to the point where Pokemon actually shows blood and burnt flesh? (Charizard used Flamethrower! It Caused 3rd degree Burns!! Super Effective!.) Will Kirby Legitimately eat people? (Copy Ability: Digestion.) Will Games like Kingdom Hearts have Disney characters foregoing their Blunt weaponry for actual swords and dismemberment? (Literally Heartless) WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
cheezyphil  - 3 months 7 days ago 
That comment on the Tetris thing was funny as shit. 1.50 per block lol
Samael  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Hilarious and sad at the same time. I want a sequel.
YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic  - 3 months 7 days ago 
samus in a bikni? id hit that.
Xobi  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Amazing Article as always
JayLin22  - 3 months 7 days ago 
Hey, that's an awesome article! I can relate to the "now" marketing - I never realised how far the "just fun" factor has been removed from most modern games...
Xplosive59  - 3 months 7 days ago 
@reyalejandro13

no for kingdom hearts they would add the jonas brothers and hannah montana to the cast

that would be a sad day for gaming everywhere
gulfcoastfella  - 3 months 7 days ago 
I came here to floss teeth and kick ass... and I'm all out of floss!!!
Valntyne  - 3 months 7 days ago 
New Mario looks like he's out to collect some Nazi scalps...Inglorious Basterds reference, anyone?
magicwalnuts0  - 3 months 5 days ago 
The fact that everyone's saying they'd play a Samus in a bikini game makes this at first funny parody very, very sad in reality.
coolbeans  - 3 months 5 days ago 
So real it hurts! lol
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