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@ pocotron
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the troth has many faces. would yous recognice a broother, if may come to your situation to ask asistance?
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may hop so. may hop so. ax
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freezestar - 2 months 27 days ago

anybody who wishes that the joke they made for metroid really happend for metroid or that team ninja made samus look she was from doa is not a metroid fan. metroid is about exploring many diffrent lands (and backtracking.) plus the second thing I said about team ninja is would probobly not happen because a) the metroid series has been on the low side of t for teen. and b)Tomonobu Itagaki is not part of team ninja and I think he is the reason doa beach vollyball exists. and yes i am a guy.

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freezestar - 2 months 27 days ago

that team ninja will make

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adadadad - 2 months 27 days ago

ohhh shutty the moth, freesestarman

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civver - 2 months 27 days ago

This article should have been more subtle. It kind of overshot the mark for me. I get what you're trying to say, but the portrayals are too exaggerated.

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Nodoudt - 2 months 27 days ago

Rest in peace Metroid, I knew thee well... :(

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PrivateYmo7 - 2 months 27 days ago

Seriously. adadadad have a serious problem.
I always knew Duke will turn emo... Haw Haw!

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LizarDAZZLE - 2 months 27 days ago

Poor duke... poor, poor duke...

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SausageLozenge - 2 months 27 days ago

Metroid with boob physics? ...Interesting.

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reyalejandro13 - 2 months 27 days ago

This actually got me thinking about what games will be like in another 10-15 Years. And, more importantly, what this article would be like in 10-15 years. Like, will games get to the point where Pokemon actually shows blood and burnt flesh? (Charizard used Flamethrower! It Caused 3rd degree Burns!! Super Effective!.) Will Kirby Legitimately eat people? (Copy Ability: Digestion.) Will Games like Kingdom Hearts have Disney characters foregoing their Blunt weaponry for actual swords and dismemberment? (Literally Heartless) WHAT WILL HAPPEN!

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cheezyphil - 2 months 27 days ago

That comment on the Tetris thing was funny as shit. 1.50 per block lol

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Samael - 2 months 27 days ago

Hilarious and sad at the same time. I want a sequel.

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YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic - 2 months 27 days ago

samus in a bikni? id hit that.

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Xobi - 2 months 27 days ago

Amazing Article as always

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JayLin22 - 2 months 27 days ago

Hey, that's an awesome article! I can relate to the "now" marketing - I never realised how far the "just fun" factor has been removed from most modern games...

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Xplosive59 - 2 months 27 days ago

@reyalejandro13

no for kingdom hearts they would add the jonas brothers and hannah montana to the cast

that would be a sad day for gaming everywhere

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