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HaloRadar: 37 reasons to hate Halo 3!

Can't argue with this

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US

16. Snowbound
Beta test analyst: "Sir, Snowbound is being vetoed 100 percent of the time."
The Man: "Sounds good, change nothing for the final release."

17. The ranking system (and more importantly, our Team Slayer rank)
It doesn't matter that the game ended at 49-50 and we led our team with 46 kills. We still got knocked back down to rank 5 because our team lost. We just can’t seem to get on a team that's good enough to get us up to a rank 7.

18. Scarabs
The hulking, badass, jaw-dropping alien kill-monster/robot of Halo 3 is… the same thing Halo 2 had. Except now, if you fire a couple of shots into their knees, they basically lie down and invite you in for tea and scones in the easily accessible (and explodable) power-core room.

19. We're fighting these guys again?
Yeah, we've fought all these guys before. All of them.

20. The Arbiter can't cloak
We get that the idea is to make the game fair and balanced, but cloaking was just freaking sweet - remember the strategic possibilities? Sometimes the most balanced game isn't the most fun.


Above: Chief: Maybe you should cloak and scout ahead. Arbiter: Nah, I don't do that anymore

21. The Gravemind talks to you
After finally reuniting with Cortana, we thought we were safe from hearing any more nonsensical ranting from inside Chief's head every two minutes. Then, almost without missing a beat, this guy started jabbering at us about headstones and corpses.

22. No more symmetrical maps
Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer. We liked playing Midship in Halo 2, but maps like it are being discriminated against in Halo 3 because of their symmetricality (yes, we made up a word to describe the type of maps we like). Stop the hate - embrace all shapes of maps.

 
Above: This never happens


 
17 Comments
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Telekinesis  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Uh how about there is no way to reasonably set up a co-op campaign? You cant just search for people who want to play co-op like other modes, you have to clumsily find people who wan to play on internet forums then become friends then if your lucky enough gater 4 people together to play. Complete screw up. Why not just make a lobby like all games have been doing for the past 15+ years....hello McFly, hello.
jackf-11  - 11 months 2 days ago 
Well most people don't have that problem because they have friends.



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nadrewod999  - 8 months 8 days ago 
Hey, is anyone else able to access the Mythic Map pack with their Halo Wars codes? I can't even use the cards, and the guy at Gamestop says that the maps AREN'T EVEN FINISHED YET! Also, I completely beat Halo a while back (except possibly for Cortana on Legendary *shudder*), and for the most part I just play online, do a Burnout on a City street at least once a week (without ever getting arrested for speeding), and wait for new fun games to come out.

P.S. Did you catch a game name in what I said? You'll get free epic win sauce if you do. Everyone else will get a consolation prize of epic lose sauce, which is still epic and is still a sauce, but isn't the same.
nadrewod999  - 8 months 8 days ago 
No offense GamesRadar, but I both like the missiles and, when they aren't EXCLUDED (thank you, Avalanche), use BOTH triggers (AKA both the missiles and the machine guns).
nadrewod999  - 8 months 8 days ago 
Also, when I played Halo, I used the pistol most of the time because I knew how to use it. It has a small crosshair so that you can aim like you are zoomed in without losing the view of what is directly in front of you (like a big angry Hunter getting ready to swing his shield at you either like a baseball bat and send you all the way to Reach or like a sledgehammer and either send you straight to the other side of whatever planet you are currently on or get all your buddies guns jammed with your blood, guts, and armor).
Scorchstx  - 8 months 4 days ago 
I have quiet a bit to say in response to this blog, first of all,jackf-11 is just being an ass and shunning a good suggestion from telekinesis. "Most people don't have this problem because they have friends?" Well, I have friends. Not many x box live friends, that's just want I need so I can be cool like you, friends from a community of trash talking wusses who discriminate anyone with an accent other than american.
As for the complaints with the blog-

How is the grenades being powered down a bad thing? hell they should remove the things, grenades take the skill right out of fps when there loitered about everywhere and spawning with people like in halo, just because someone sucks with grenades doesnt make them a noob, the way they're used is poorly designed, I mean the friggin things don't even go where you aim half the time.

2.Is also a stupid complaints, more games should do like halo and stop letting people choose the maps they want to play when searching for non custom matches. I mean people always say halo is skill suposedly one of the most skill based games ever right? Well playing the same map over and over then owning on it hardly makes a player skilled, just un fair for the people who don't play the map all the time.
Scorchstx  - 8 months 4 days ago 
I have a complaint/suggestion for this website as well assholes, put a fucking edit down so I can fix my fucking typos.
Scorchstx  - 8 months 4 days ago 
I have another complaint/suggestion as well assholes, put a fucking edit button down so I can fix my fucking typos.
Scorchstx  - 8 months 4 days ago 
Now I have a third complaint, you're little website glitched up here and said my second complaint didn't get posted, well here it is twice do to it actually getting posted.
Liamrules42  - 7 months 15 days ago 
Wow, did someone take a dump in scorchstx's bed, cause he seems slightly cranky
Liamrules42  - 7 months 15 days ago 
oh, and at the risk of sounding like a fan boy, all these don't matter, it's still a brilliant game, plus the halo series spawned red vs. blue, completly letting it get away with everything (except the flood, they suck)
Assassin4than  - 6 months 29 days ago 
jackf-11 Oh no he didnt
just play a battle in xbox live. then message the [people in the last battle and ask if they wanna campaign. or if you didnt know. th campaign is 1 player too :).
only like 9 of the 37 reasons are true. but those still have explanations like 33. i dont like that either but if we were in our chosen colour it would be very hard to quickly recognise your team and you could be hanging around the enemy.
108796a  - 4 months 28 days ago 
god wats wrong with you bitches the only problem i see in the game is that people have TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!!! like u guys could make a better game...
D4rk2triker  - 2 months 7 days ago 
@Scorchstx:
Your keyboard should have an edit button called the BACKSPACE key, or another one that removes characters in front of the little bar called DELETE.

About the article though:
Some stuff I agree with but its all part of it, DEAL WITH IT.
neon6  - 2 months 5 days ago 
@D4rk2triker:
He said the WEBSITE GLITCHED glitched on him saying his post wasn't entered in, he typed it in again and OH THERE'S MY POST AGAIN. Please read the comment carefully before posting less you look like a asshole.
BTW, we don't have to deal with it. If it sucks, it sucks. No reason we have to go with it because of someone else.
themooninites  - 2 months 4 days ago 
@ 108796a

you have a right to complain about the game if youre paying 70 and up for it. halo 3 was majorly flawed...such as the fact that the campain was boring as hell and the missions seemed alot like the last two games missions except less fun.

bungie must of been like, "how can we make master chief look like a big pussy....IVE GOT IT! make him fall in love with an annoying computer program! thats what the fans want, right?"
CapnCrotchPunch  - 2 months 4 days ago 
@EVERYONE

ITS A JOKE!

And don't bitch about the website, its fine
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