My prediction:
Year 3010. Polaroid contact lenses are shoved into the eye of every baby when they are born. These lenses are not removable. One day, a baby by the name of Ronsef will take out these contacts and see the TRUE world... one day...
The "Shutter" glasses mentioned in the article don't have dangerous moving parts. They have liquid crystal in polarized glass -- no old-fashioned camera shutters! Imagine the noise those glasses would make if they had thin plastic shutters flickering that often!
Much like the Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD struggle, I'll happily sit on the sidelines for a few years until a real winner emerges from the mayhem. And the winner better be damn good for me to jump on board...
If I had read this article 24 hours ago, I wouldn't be stuck with a broke-ass Coraline DVD that makes me queesy to watch in 3D
Honestly, I watched it with my mom yesterday and about four scenes in I stood up and changed the disc to 2D. It was UGLY.
Oh, and the 2D side of the disc was scratched when I bought it. And I bought it on vacation to a America (Canada doesn't have Hot Topic... dont' judge me)
So FML, I guess.