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Hometown: Los Santos
Favorite quote: "You'd think they'd shower first..."
Stephen's critique: Now we're getting somewhere. With a Sound of Music meets leather dungeon look, this Fraulein will get anyone yodeling for more. Want to add a lonely goat? That'll be extra.
Hometown: Liberty City
Favorite quote: "I got an itch."
Stephen's critique: Yowzer! The top down view is an astonishment of riches. The burgundy blazer sits open, astride a running buffet of funbags, accessorized with neon tit-stirrups. Strong. Panning back, however, the picture self-injects an overdose of grim. Those thighs would crush most guys' ardor at thirty paces.
Hometown: San Fierro
Favorite quote: "I need to get a real job..."
Stephen's critique: Stealing both her flat-fro and sneery "don't come any closer" grimace from Grace Jones circa Nightclubbing, this freak-show is one of our favorites. With her underwear as outerwear stylistic philosophy and superhero boots, this madam could traverse cultural boundaries with ease. She'd be equally at home bouncing her ass on the street as she would be on a date in a mid-price, French/American cafe, sharing a grilled spicy Merguez sausage baguette with Dijon mayonnaise, while using the candle on the table to heat up her pipe.
Hometown: Vice City
Favorite quote: "One for the money. Two for the snow."
Stephen's critique: High-class all the way. Is this one even a hooker? With the pearls and that zebra stripe evening dress, she looks kinda nice. Of course, she's always scratching. And her fingers are all yellow. And she never eats. And she's strung out on PCP. But nice all the same.
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Apr 23, 2008
