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Gaming’s filthiest bathrooms

The computerised crappers we’d never deposit our polygonal pee in

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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FETALJUICE  - 4 months 25 days ago 
I love how you can drink the water from the toilet in Fallout 3. lol
JohnRabbit  - 4 months 25 days ago 
What does it say about me as a gamer that I've a) Played almost all these games and b) Really liked them?
CarFace  - 4 months 25 days ago 
GTA4.....Horrible bathrooms. All of them. Some of them have little gifts in them.
Sabtos  - 4 months 25 days ago 
Been playing The Darkness, and there are some dirty bathrooms in there. Actually didn't find them that disgusting, but dirtier than some of the ones featured here. And when you say Silent Hill, you don't even have to specify what room type, let alone what number in the series. lol
renov93  - 4 months 25 days ago 
the bathroom from madworld is pretty gross, the killer toilets and all
gmilf71  - 4 months 25 days ago 
As soon as I saw the title of this article, I knew bioshock would be there. Ooooh but what about half life 2 deathmatch? The bathrooms in the prison map are really dirty and fucked up.
boristhebear  - 4 months 25 days ago 
how about the toilets in Dementiun: The Ward, they have zombies, bugs and are overflowing. But I found a key in one yay
civver  - 4 months 24 days ago 
Eh, the toilets in Tenpenny Tower were really nice.
Scotch  - 4 months 24 days ago 
wheres the one in graes one where theres just half a torn apart torso hanging from the celing???
R4PTUR3  - 4 months 24 days ago 
WHAT???

No condemned 2 toilets?


What about all the dead crackheads and S**t-Packed toilets??
PS360Rulez  - 4 months 24 days ago 
Conker: Live and reloaded, has the dirtiest john of all. Its litterally overflowing with shit and a plunger half buried in the stuff.
oryandymackie  - 4 months 24 days ago 
DAMN YOU FAHRENHEIT!

Bought it, watched the initial skull-numbingly boring cutscene....and then it just went black. Black. Black. As in, in to.
bloodyshadow  - 4 months 24 days ago 
I kind of expected Loggo from Banjo-Kazooie to be in here as a joke, at least, for some reason.
manix0013  - 4 months 23 days ago 
Something about those toilets doesn't sit well with me(pun intended)
TheTripleThree  - 4 months 23 days ago 
where iz gears of war 1's chapter 4 bathroom iz ?!
OoPRiNGLEZoO  - 4 months 23 days ago 
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FrozenImplosion  - 4 months 23 days ago 
The ones in the new Saw game are pretty filthy also, and when I saw the title I immediately thought of Bioshock and Dead Space.
Romination  - 4 months 23 days ago 
me and my girlfriend had just been commenting that bathroom technology in games needs improving...
bonerachieved  - 4 months 23 days ago 
You guys should've mentioned the toilet in Banjo Kazooie, now THAT was a filthy toilet
Dondada  - 4 months 23 days ago 
I remember The Darkness having some fucked up bathrooms.
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