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Gaming's dirtiest words

We investigate 23 of the industry's most taboo utterances

Words: Ben Richardson, GamesRadar UK

Casual
Blanket PR term cunningly used in press release guff to repel any accusations of simplicity, shallowness, dullness or a complete absence of traditional gameplay in any given product. [Alternatively: Casual Gamer, someone who plays Bejewelled at work and got a Wii for Christmas in 2006]

"Wii Mini-Game Hand-Flinging Madness 5 is the latest in the popular casual gaming series, giving casual gamers exactly the casual gameplay their casual needs demand - lots of casual arm waving!"

Disc Read Error
Common PSone/PS2 error message euphemism loosely translated as "rub the disc a bit with your jumper, turn your console upside down, try again and pray really, really hard".

"Why's your console perched upside down on the cat at a 45 degree angle, Tom?"
"Disc Read Error"

Electronic Arts
Or just EA. The pantomime villain in gaming's ongoing stage show. Now cleaning up its act, going all 'New IP' and generally surprising gamers the world over. [Alternatively: Sequel Factory, Annual Updates, Yearly Iterations]

"So do we have to stop hating on EA now?"
"Nah, I think it's all got to be some evil kind of double bluff"

Fanboys
Gaming culture's trainspotters, commonly spotted engaging in nuclear-strength arguments on comment threads of aggregation sites or forums. Generally split into three camps: Sony soldiers, Xbox zealots or Nintendo nutters. Note: Level of console commitment is inversely proportionate to grammatical and vocabulary ability.

"Did Joey see the new Zelda?"
"No, Frank! He's a Sony fanboy, if you showed him that he'd be physically sick!"

HD/SDTV
A perverse form of one-upmanship involving obscene amounts of cash and lengthy discussions with loved ones patiently detailing exactly why upgrading from a perfectly good SDTV to a shiny new HDTV LCD flat screen monolith is worth the negligible sacrifice of never going on holiday again. [Alternatively: In-built Obsolescence, Keeping Up With The Joneses]

"But, honey, why do we need this HDTV whatsimathing? Is our TV broken?"
"Well, no, not exactly, but, you see, it's important and... Yes. Yes it's broken"


 
11 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
Noface42  - 4 months 30 days ago 
Blu-ray and HDTV ftw
thomashalpenny  - 4 months 30 days ago 
2nd yay i am so happy (you mite not b able to tel but im being sarcastic)
SenorChunky  - 4 months 30 days ago 
Third!
Interesting Article, Its a 'Meh'
DoctorGordonFreeman  - 4 months 30 days ago 
nice article
THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 4 months 30 days ago 
I have a PS3 and I love Vista. It almost never crashes, Apple. Maybe that is why you spend so much on advertising for you crapbooks and Icraps.

There isn't enough time in the world to point out the inadequacies of Apple and its *cough*"products" other than to say there are @ five superiour products to your [insert Apple product here] at less than half the price.
garnsr  - 4 months 30 days ago 
Activision should be inserted into the EA section. This article may have the most British speech of any I've read here.
GeneralTickTock  - 4 months 29 days ago 
yeah, Apple is insanely high on success. It used to be quality, now its just overpriced.

60$ for a pair of earbuds? they COME with the Ipod, so do Ipods really cost 60$ less if you buy them without earbuds?
Yeah, that does mean that shuffles would be FREE
deora2dude  - 4 months 29 days ago 
i laughed at the comment above...

anyway i love EA and im not just saying that because i live in vancover and if i say anything unenhancing they come and firebomb my house.... (heh heh)


but really i grew up with thier titles and they really do try... now lets hope SHIFT isnt SHIT (just remove the F!)
CreeplyTuna  - 4 months 28 days ago 
first of all, WTF guy who said second?! is that all you have to say? get a life

second, i want to say, apple's ear buds are COMPLETELY overpriced. you can get a pair of better quality headphones at best buy or an electronics store for the same or less amount of money. when circuit city went out of buisness, i got a great pair of headphones cheap and they sound better, feel better and block out noise better than apple's crap $60 ear buds- take that apple!
Narudude360  - 4 months 25 days ago 
Woohoo! Finally someone not caring about first comment! Congrats, Noface42, but thomashalpenny, shame on you! You too SenorChunky!
acklumos  - 4 months 25 days ago 
The two worst in this article: EA, and fanboys. EA seems to just pump out sequels as fast as it can, and for all you fanboys (especially xbox 360 and Halo 3 fanboys) for God's sakes just shut up! One console or game DOES NOT have to be the best ever created! Just because the PS3 doesn't have Halo 3 does not make it a bad system! 3 words: free online play. I may sound like a bit of a PS3 fanboy. I'm not, I'm just sick of Halo 3 fanboys who think Halo3 just has to be the best game ever, and every other game sucks.
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