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Gaming commercials that'll make you say WTF!?

We pilfer the archives and dig up some disturbing, surreal and utterly confusing adverts

Words: GamesRadar UK

NES
WTF!? "Real pictures that come out and hit you in the face!"


 
Atari 2600
WTF!? Song with sinister sexual subtext? Check. Retarded static images? Check. Breakout screen replica created using fuzzy felt? Check.


Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
WTF!? The good old days when Nintendo made games that would make girls cry.




Devil May Cry
WTF!?
Big breasts. Big swords. An obvious combination.





 
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codzprc  - 11 months 20 days ago 
Stacked zombie mother feeding child. Then feeds on child.
jar-head  - 11 months 20 days ago 
haha
scbyfn4evr  - 11 months 20 days ago 
The NES commercial seemed oddly threatening.
NEzraF  - 11 months 20 days ago 
Wow, They don't make them that good anymore. I blame the diminishing popularity of LSD.
adrenaguy  - 11 months 19 days ago 
i loved that online dreamcast advert! that was AWESOME
Nintendophile  - 11 months 19 days ago 
BAM! Right in the FACE! lol.
rabbitsrmine  - 11 months 19 days ago 
Clean is better than dirty, and dirty's meaner than clean!!!!!!
jimmcc  - 11 months 19 days ago 
Simply calling a commercial 'gay' does not a witty feature make. It puts you on level with an 11 year-old Youtube commenter. Now I'm all for embracing immaturity but it's got to actually be funny and not just tired and homophobic. You're better than that, Gamesradar.
Wartooth909  - 11 months 19 days ago 
but dude... That ad was really gay. Did you watch it? If so, how would u describe it?
Black_X_1111  - 11 months 19 days ago 
yes you are. Shame, shame upon you all Games Radar. Loved the article though, too bad a lot of the movies have been removed.
jimmcc  - 11 months 19 days ago 
@Wartooth909
The ad is clearly outrageous and I believe the writer is capable of writing something far more amusing and clever than just calling it 'gay.' The feature can be funny without singling out and insulting a minority group. It's 2008 and when someone calls a thing that's stupid, bad or ridiculous 'gay' they instantly sound like they're in junior high.
Sorry to be pedantic but, you know, don't be a bigot.
Wartooth909  - 11 months 18 days ago 
But being a bigot is so much easer then accepting people for who the really are. People who arnt just like me scare me to death.
GodlikeApe  - 11 months 17 days ago 
If you look in a recent dictionary, you'll actually see that gay is also defined as a negative adjective.
Who knows the writer could be from 1940 and thought the advert was very 'happy'.
jimmcc  - 11 months 16 days ago 
@GodlikeApe: Which dictionary would that be, urbandictionary.com? OED and Webster's don't.
@Wartooth909: Cunning satire, congrats you're a troll.
sharifsta  - 11 months 13 days ago 
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that mario thing was realy big wtf resident evil one was good





all i got to say left is wawawewa very nice
lordloss009  - 10 months 26 days ago 
i saw that xbox ad on Stupidvideos.com a while back and i thought it was...well....you know....kinda freakin' weird. And that MS DOS 5 one? Ugh.
lordloss009  - 10 months 26 days ago 
and the The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past one was on (stupidvideos.com) too
crazyhand  - 9 months 21 days ago 
o.o
ELpork  - 9 months 5 days ago 
awww, some of the video's are gone.
jackf-11  - 9 months 5 days ago 
@jimmcc

You call him a troll, look at what you are doing, you are the troll.

And brilliant article GR.
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