Moron tries to sell back stolen Xbox to its original owner. Gets pwned by internet
Did you hear the one about the moron who stole an Xbox 360? You didn't? Man, you missed a real party. Never before has there been such a heartwarming tale of the internet's nuclear brand of pure, focused hate being used as a force for good.

This blog post got the ball rolling. The webs quickly rounded up an international posse of justice seekers. They proceeded to relentlessly hound the moron with laser-guided ridicule until he was nothing but a broken shell of silly boy. And to seal the deal, FOX News picked up the story and ruthlessly joined in the public humiliation of the moron by calling him a 'wiseass', 'cretin', 'knucklehead' and even dissed his skills as a rapper. That's what you call legendary PWNAGE.

Google pwns WOW players
Now gamers are getting ridiculed by search engines? That's low.

Simply the best video reviews out there
At the time of writing, Zero Punctuation's Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw has bagged 50 video reviews so far this year. And, without wanting to sound too much like a bunch of ass-kissers, we have to say that every one of them - from Super Mario Galaxy to Left 4 Dead - has been exceedingly bloody good. His distinctive combination of acerbic critique, motorised oesophagus and crude visual punnery still feels inexplicably fresh.

Normally we love things like this for a while and then get a bit tired of it and then eventually end up hating it. That's just how it goes. But we greet every new Zero Punctuation with joyful glee. That's not to say we agree with the reviews. Not at all. In fact, a lot of the time we 76% disagree with them. But that's not the point. He's the voice of every cynical, snarky and crotchety gamer. The internet needs him. After all, what other reviewer would slap their balls on the line and say that Saints Row 2 is better than GTA IV?