I agree with you mostly, but I really liked Sonic Unleashed. They could've had more speed sections, true, but if you give the Werehog some time, it'll grow on you... I HATED it at first. Also, I LIKE the GH games these days... although they're not as good as before.
does noone else see the babie camel toe??? and i personaly love the lara pics. almost worth fapping to.
btw im new here and im wondering if i can get this thing where i have to type in the word to post the comment thing off. its bugging the shit out of me
ODST OMG lol ROTFL that is all, great article. More gaming websites need to have Anti-Awards, awesome. I agree with the Halo title, I was like wtf when they announced the "change", and the baby titles are just hilarious. Hmm, you think they're trying to get more chicks into games...
I LOLed hard at Merchenaries for the PS2...
Did anyone from the programming team actually *played* the final build of the game before handing it over to the publisher? Or they did, but decided to wrap it in plastic and sell it to the public anyway?
The funny thing is that if it was rolled out for the PC, people would blame it to the "system requirements" and would go buy a new PC. (the boaty code is never to blame)
As regards the babies gerne thing, I can't see anything wrong with it. Even the Man From Mars can tell what kind of game he is buying by looking at the box at the store. It doesn't try to fool you into thinking it is something it's not (ex America's Army). Don't buy it, I didn't. Also, just think that these cash cows bring money to the game companies, to make more kickass hardcore games, and there are hardcore games out there, in case you didn't noticed. Just not for the Wii. So... you spent a couple of hundred bucks for a console with lousy titles and a bad controller. So what? Get over it and go get yourself a decent gaming machine. And since I 'm not a fanboy of any profit-aiming enstablishment, I just don't care what route Nintendo will take the next few years, as long as there are other rivals that bring good products.
Nintendo went from "Sweet, Pokemon!" to "Burn it to hell!". Gay games(babiez, the majority of DS games, etc.). Guitar Hero is making games equal to the number of people getting and not getting laid combined. I can actually find that Wii sportcrap in a nearby Ross(not kidding). I played the demo for Alone in the Dark, hated it(it's hard to burn corpses). The Too Human demo, didn't finish it, lost interest(apologies to whoever made it).
Damn you, Myamoto. The casual gamers WILL NOT CLAIM TO BE HARDCORE!!! OR EVEN GAMERS! DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM! They'll think they're gamers, buy our games, get on our online matches, and drive us away from OUR games! Casual gamers should do one of two things:
1) Leave gaming.
2) Get skills in games, stop buying shovelware, and attempt not to be annoying to the rest of us.
"What are werewolves most famous for? If you said stretchable arms, unintuitive combos and thoughtlessly elongated gameplay, this is the one and only time you’ll ever be correct."......... I'm sorry my sides just split from laughing.