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GamesRadar vs. Shirley Phelps-Roper

Talkin' games with the Most Hated Woman in America

Words: Chris Antista, GamesRadar US

GR: So heaven is small?

SPR: No, I don’t believe heaven would be small, or even considered small. What it is - is awesome. It’s everlasting! Look: it’s bliss, it’s glorious. It’s, what I would think, everyone would be interested in doing. What’s most amazing about this is that you will put all that energy into those games, and thoughts about the games, and never stop to consider that if you would draw a line around this galaxy - you hear me? Galaxy - and you put a tiny little tic mark around that line, the tic mark is too big to be an accurate representation of your life on this earth compared to eternity. So you’re gonna invest all this time on something that’s vain, empty, nothing

GR: Hey, that’s not fair.

SPR: And that’s called the time on this Earth, instead of getting about the business of - like you mean it - serving God. It’s little, called a vapor… I’ve lived long enough that I can tell you without reservation - what are you, about twenty?

GR: Somewhere around there.

SRP: Yeah, you’re gonna look up and you’re going to be fifty. That is if the Lord wasn’t coming.

GR: Is He coming?

SRP: The Lord is coming.

GR: When’s He coming?

SRP: Shortly. So what you’ve got-

GR: Wait! Can you be more specific?

SRP: Of course you know I can’t be more specific. The scripture is very specific about that answer. “No man knoweth the day nor the hour when the Son of Man will return.” But what you do know-

GR: Can you make a guesstimate?

SRP: What you do know is that it’s going to be…

GR: Bloody!

SRP: Oh yeah. But besides that I’m talking about the signs of the times. [They’re] going to be very evident and easy to see. And Mathew: 24, Luke: 21, Mark: 13: Those places where the Lord Jesus Christ speaks to the conditions of things [and] when he’s going to return.

GR: Are you looking forward to the Apocalypse?

SRP: Oh, you couldn’t imagine how forward I look to it. Two things are going to happen shortly before your eyes. And the first one is the destruction of this nation.

GR: #1, Nation’s destruction…

SRP: And many more words... multiply [the] words. Or you can just get over there to Revelations: 18 and read those words. And then you’ll have a good idea of how that’s going to be.

GR: Revelations 18. That’s an address?

SRP: Only if you are Bible ignorant. But if you understand that there’s a last book of the Bible and it’s called Revelations, and there’s 22 chapters in it, and Revelations: 18 is a good description of what this nation is headed for shortly.

GR: Is there a map inside so I can tell where everything is taking place?

SRP: The destruction of doomed America is going to be taking place in doomed America.

GR: You’ve called you organization “The Evil Angels” and that sounds like an awesome Counter-Strike clan or WarCraft guild.

SRP: It is awesome. And that is the game I play, buddy. It’s called running around this country as fast as I can sowing seed. We did that quietly, while you weren’t paying good attention. And now it’s been done. And what we did, what we accomplished, was made an unencumbered path for the Wrath of God to come flowing in. And it’s daily. Just daily. Daily!

GR: Daily…

SRP: Did you see what they dubbed in the media last week “The Wrath of God” that swept through the heartland? Killing in excess of sixty people, ninety-four-plus tornados. Those things are called “The Whirlwind.” “God has his way in the Whirlwind and it falls grievously upon the head of the wicked.” It’s called His Glory! He says, “You know me by the judgments that I execute on the Earth.” And it caused the apostle Paul to say, “Our God is a consuming fire.”

GR: [Sigh] What do we do until then? Is there any hope?

SRP: Not with that blase-blase goofy attitude, there’s not. If you have an interest in your never-dying soul, you’ll get about the business of getting to the bottom of what your duty is. And that means that you’ll be searching those scriptures everyday. The time you’re spending on all that gaming, you should be spending getting a clue! I don’t know who raised you, but you can write it down and take it to the bank: They hate you. They would’ve taught you what the Lord Your God requires of you. If they didn’t teach you that, then they give evidence of their hatred towards you.


 
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S1ightlyParano1d  - 1 year 21 days ago 
Geeze, what a bi-atch. Home someone burns her house down.
Cwf2008  - 1 year 21 days ago 
Hmm i hope that motherf**king son of a bitch dies a horrible death and rots in hell
Fr0-Ninja  - 1 year 21 days ago 
shes freakin psycho. she gives christians a bad name
oryandymackie  - 1 year 21 days ago 
What?! That is ignorance and just hiding behind truth. She's mad. I know what you should have asked her "How many Eiffel Towers are there?"

I can guarantee she would have said "Uh, about ten?"
GamesRadarChrisAntista  - 1 year 21 days ago 
She's actually quite charming. Until further notice, I think GamesRadar has a spiritual adviser!
Corsair89  - 1 year 21 days ago 
This lady is AWFUL! I say this chick has no knowledge of God and twists his Word into her own hate filled message. She should be ashamed of herself. She is no Christian. Has she forgotten that Jesus teaches love and salvation? I agree with Fr0-Ninja, she does give Christians a bad name.

I wish she was in Rapture, too. lol.
Slapdog  - 1 year 21 days ago 
At least she's not protesting videogames like all the other doooOOOooomed Americans.
Baconator96  - 1 year 20 days ago 
not to be rude or anything, but i hope god dropkicks her and her inbred family-church through the goalpost of life and throws them all down to the deepest, shittiest hole in hell.
tarrow25  - 1 year 20 days ago 
John 3:16 says "for god so loved the world that he gave his own son that whoever believes in his shall never perish but have eternal life", not "For god so hated the world that he sent a crazy b*tch to damn us all to the firey bowels of hell". If your going to use the world of god to push forward your cult, then you should at least run the bible. I really do hope, for your sake, that god is merciful, because if he's not then I hope you enjoy hell.
Ravenbom  - 1 year 20 days ago 
Wow, I couldn't even read all of that. Normally I'm pretty good about sitting through something, even if I fundamentally disagree with it(a lot of times I don't mind sitting through something I disagree with because I like fuel for starting arguments), but damn, I really couldn't force myself to take 5 minutes to read all of that...
katwood92  - 1 year 18 days ago 
As Christian, I can guarantee that she is not going where she thinks that she is. God is kind and merciful, and He spends a whole book saying so. She accuses others of corrupting the Word of God, but when you point a finger, four point back at you. She needs to reread the Bible, because she missed the main points. Her views on the Bible are so warped, the only reason that I could force myself to read it was because they were so illogical that I didn't really understand the "finer" points of what she was saying (and I'm no idiot. I had a 12th grade reading level, in the 6th grade. I'm now in 11th grade.). She professes hate and practices it herself, when the Bible clearly teaches love. She is the one who needs to get a clue! She misses concepts in the Bible that my six-year-old cousin clearly understands. I feel sorry for the 11 innocent children who were born to her, and all the others born into her wicked, corrupt "religion" that makes a mockery of Christian values, morals and even the God she claims to worship.
Treners  - 1 year 18 days ago 
@Fr0-Ninja - They didn't need her help!

I'll stop insulting people now.
StupidFaceXD  - 1 year 13 days ago 
I don't know if the people who said she needs to die are Christians or not, but the Bible says do not wish evil upon your enemies (sorry, I don't know the actual verse.) All I have to say is she isn't Christian. Her twisted mentality of what it means to be a follower of Jesus Christ is so deluded it's as though they she was repeatedly beat up side the head with a bat. So I really think that she should go and read the ACTUAL Bible and not a cult's bible. By the way, I am a Christian. :D
katwood92  - 11 months 27 days ago 
In a way, I feel sorry for her. She's so blinded by her hate-filled beliefs that she'll never be able to see the truth.
Cwf2008  - 11 months 17 days ago 
i couldnt even read this article completely because its so f*8ked up. I do say that someone needs to pull a Fallout 3 though, and shove a grenade up her ass and set her and her bastard children on fire.
Russianred90  - 10 months 3 days ago 
she is friggen INSANE whats her problem
Chicago  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Wow. Just wow. A crazy lady if ever i seed one.
gangjute8  - 4 months 29 days ago 
.......My eyes started to physically ache after page 2... It's people like this that make me lock my front door at night...
StickyLungs  - 2 months 14 days ago 
I honestly don't know what to think.
tommat93  - 2 months 14 days ago 
You know what's most insulting... This f*cking article is 7 pages long. Jeeze. [/joke]

I wish I could see the look on her face when Jesus redirects her to hell when some doOoOomed American ends her sorry existance.

Actually, I would like to see one of her children come out of the closet to her. I'd be hoping for some form of brainsplosion, Scanners style.

Recaptcha: New shiner. It's God telling me to give her a black eye.
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