As you get older, the visual beauty of the games available to you increases exponentially.
With girls, generally the opposite is true, unless you happen to be Hugh Hefner.
PS. Only kidding dear wife, I love you best really. ^_^
trust me, you can use games to turn on women, Xbox live was a great tool for when i couldn't see my girlfriend, man so my nighs of hearing her scream down the mic, i think it's a draw simply because of that.
Classic. Brilliant. Unparalled. Genius. These four words describe your article to the letter, this is the best thing I've read this year, bravo GR. I also would like to add the best phrase since "Where's the beef?", STANKY ON YOUR HANGDOWN. Whoever first coined this phrase should win a Nobel prize, and the writer of this article should at the VERY least be given a substantial raise.
I loved this article and i expected games to win. As we all agreed, games don't make you shit gold bricks and take them to the mall for shoes. Also, games don't bitch and moan when you forgot to call them after you got off the phone with them after a minute. but either way, it was a funny article.
P.S. If you have seen Gray's Anatomy or anything girly, then you should turn in your Man Card at the nearest bar.