easy bake oven=easy quake oven-create strogg warriors Burger king= burger king kong magnavox odyssey=magnavox lost odyssey deadliest catch= Baseball game doritos=doomitos-the crunchy taste of hell netgear= netgears of war office max= office Max Payne arby's=arbiter's-new roast spasnoid
Well, on my way to the store, Target: Terror, in the same complex as a Best Buy where they have Space Acer computers on sale, I couldn't turn the puns off in my head. Sitting in traffic my head almost blew up because of all the puns I had.
First I passed a Burger King of All Cosmos, then a Sam and Remax office. Then I thought about how Double Tree hotels can be changed to Double Dragon. Then I wished we had some White Castle...vania? in Socal. I passed a Red Chrono Cross before getting to the store.
Shopping, I saw the would-be Wii game, Project Arm & H.A.M.M.E.R., it was in the same aisle as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Wax.
I went to get something to drink and found StarOceanSpray next to the Fanta Hourglass. I decided I needed something harder, and picked up a 12pack of Rolling Rockman that was on sale.
I get back to my car and I find I'm parked between an Infinti Undiscovery and a Nissan Titan Quest. I'm chewing a piece of Juno Eclipse Gum, as I drive past a Washington Mutalisk. (Yes I played a lot of StarCraft in High School)
I know I'm almost home when I pass the Kung-Fu Panda Express.
Now I'm home and I can chill with my Rolling Rockman 9 pack, (yeah, I had a few) and peruse Zack and Wikipedia to make sure I'm getting the game references right.
Others I couldn't weave into a mostly true short story: Volvo = Voldo, DK's Cracker Barrel Blast, Stridex = Strider, Pac Sun = Pac Man, Everquest = Everlast, Tyson's Chicken = Mike Tyson's Chicken, and Red Stihl.
Also Bounce logo or Whoppers candy logo in front of Ivy's tits.
Lucky this isn't just video game puns, it's Company Logos, otherwise someone might have already posted a Shadow of the Colonic photoshop.
I posted a thread link just six comments ago. Go there and post if you have some.
Also, @ Ravenbom, yours are so good I'm compiling a reader edition for next week. I've got the art team turning your ideas into Photoshops. Don't worry, you'll receive full credit for the ideas!