@ unclecid
We come here to be entertained. Exactly. But, Shows like Family Guy are extremely popular, and they are always targeting politics or religion. So, if we are so entertained by things like this, we are still being entertained. Anyone who is insulting or praising Bush in this article does enjoy this. And, the people who wrote this are smart and knew it was going to be popular because of the popularity of religion/political targeted jokes.

@codzprc

You fucking said it!

i agree with cody on his first paragraphs... then i lost track.

But the article is freaking funny. Who'd have thought that some of his quotes are that funny, that they actually fit well into entertainment devices. (consoles) I lol'd at Ico's, rofl'd at Zero's and had to re-read fracture's.

GR rocks.

Codzprc and Geigan, I salute thee and thee respectivley.

Gah, its dreadfully annoying when sore republicans whine about Obama winning.

what about spore, im sure Dubya would love to play god

Gaara, obviously you did not watch the news. Bush's "reasons" for entering Iraq were that they had nuclear warheads. They didn't. He KNEW they didn't and lied to America. His real reason was so that he could be the president remembered for freeing Iraq.

First of, the Fracture quote is actually one of the very few actually quasi-smart things I've ever heard of him saying. The US and America are two separate entities. America is that enormous landmass around the US. And, save Canada, America doesn't have a close relation to the US. Actually, the US is more interested in dealing in the other side of the planet to even acknowledge there's a strap of land around it, which I guess it's good, since then the rest of the America is not considered in the expansion plans (but since I heard there've just been discovered a fuckload of oil in the Brazilian soil and coast, I'm afraid... very afraid). Of course, he could be actually meaning America as JUST the US, like the continent is not even there, just like, you know, US citizens like to pretend the world is.

Now, about Bush making the western world safe? Not the US, not Canada, not Mexico, not England, not even France is safer now. All the Western world is more vulnerable than ever because the US, under Bush, just made a whole lot of enemies in only eight years. I don't mean countries, I don't mean CHINA, I don't mean FUCKING IRAN OR NORTH KOREA, I mean the fuckload of people these recent wars just fucked up, and then some, thinking (and that's the funniest (saddest) part) they should be grateful for being saved. And that oaf McCain wanted to practically declare open war on Russia! And he claimed such under APPLAUSE! He was headstrong into making nuclear war a reality, and people APPLAUDED! (Read that line out-loud and think about it for a moment if you still don't see anything wrong, then band your head into the wall, because the world is better off without you) Argh!!!(Yes! Three exclamation marks! SUE ME!) I should thank somebody for this economic crisis that will kick the US a few stairs down, but then I see the options and I feel worse. China? Really? Those slave mongering asses who can't put brick over brick without killing thousand of hard-working people in the process? Paying them less than it was paid to laboring classes during the Industrial Revolution era? And Russia? They almost make the US sensible and wise for a world leader (whatever that actually means) in comparison. Then we have Japan, that is less interested with what happens 100 kilometers off-coast than I am in Paris Hilton, much less another country altogether, or the world, making to US look like the Empathy king (and how sad is that)! Then it gets to European Union. Now, that would be a heck of an improvement over the US, at the very least pollution would be much less of an issue. Still, they're as arrogant as well, the world would still be just there to be played with. More fanatical suicide bombers would rise just like now... anyway, the crises hit them almost as hard as the US so that's unlikely... so... What's next? Brazil? Our fifth choice is Brazil? There's still single European nations that should be more powerful... Brazil is leagues behind everyone of these and it's just the FIFTH! And people wonder why the world is fucked up... They can barely take care of themselves and the neighboring areas. Sure, world diplomacy would improve infinitely (since it would actually spring into existence, something that neither the US or the other candidates are interested in), but it can't fare much better in social areas than it's been in it's own territory (but I guess it wouldn't launch a barrage of missiles at the middle-east every odd week just to make them mad(der) either, so it won't get worse, which, sadly would be another enormous improvement).

Now, about the UN being powerless, there's a simple reason to that. IT IS! Why? Because, other than being a meeting rub for world leaders worldwide, it is completely controled by the US and doesn't have any actual power over the US (if the US was to ever make a treaty with China, Russia and the EU to abide to the UN decisions, then maybe that'd change, until then...). For fucks sake, a world leader has to step on US soil and stand on it if he plans to make even the slightest critic to US decisions in the UN, with the US military and the US intelligence right at his shoulder! The first step to make the UN actually become an United Nations organization is to take it the fuck off New York! Still, saying it is powerless is one thing, saying it is useless is another. Close to spatting on the face of the millions upon millions of people saved and helped by the UN peace forces, in Africa (even though not as much as it should, or as soon as it needed to), the Indian Oceanic coasts, war-ridden eastern-european countries and the odd central-american disaster. Truth be told, these places seem to be lost to reckless abandon, but this is the state they get being watched over. Lose the UN and the world-wide situation would be much funnier (and by funnier, I hope you undestood that I mean not).

Whoops forgot to say I liked the article.=)

@Sandro: OMG wall of text. But I think you pretty much nailed the US down. We are one big collaboration of ignorant bragging macho assholes.

Hahah this was probably some of the funniest shit that i have read in a while.. thats why i love these articles.. keep up the good work