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Furverts! The sexy lady beasts of gaming

Who says hairy asses are a turn off?

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

Candy Kong | Donkey Kong Country

 

Candy is the most human-looking of the Kong clan. She looks like an optimistic drag queen doing Daisy Duke. And how come she's fitted out in denim hot pants and cropped halter neck combo when DK gets to step out in nothing but a tie? Humanising beasts is a lawless business.

Tawna Bandicoot | Crash Bandicoot

 

Developer Naughty Dog said the idea behind Tawna was "Pamela Anderson with brains". Despite doing a real good job with the academic look, Crash's 'Pammy' bandicoot girlfriend was still deemed too arousing for a kids game and was replaced by Crash's dungaree-wearing little sister, Coco.

Berri the Chipmunk | Conker's Bad Fur Day

 

There just aren't enough game intros that feature a chipmunk bending over in ass-hugging pink shorts. If you've never had the pleasure, check out the movie below. It's sexy hot and probably NSFW. Especially if you work in a veterinary practice. Or taxidermists.

 


 
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