Count Waltz, Eternal Sonata
The Look: Rainbow Brite's bastard son
The Crime: Fugly

Too much of any color is always a bad thing, but then Count Waltz slaps on thigh-high boots, a wonky hat, and that bejeweled bowtie that screams "Mommy dressed me" for the full want-to-tear-your-eyes-out effect. Lose the Liberace trappings and we'll talk.