Voldo, Soul Calibur IV
The Look: Ivy, if she were male, not hot and blind
The Crime: Just wrong

We have to cut him some slack: he's blind and deaf so he can't see how hideous he looks or hear the cries of dismay when other people see how hideous he looks. We can kind of dig the spikes, but the duct tape and the cod piece really aren't doing it for us. And the exposed abs? Take a page out of Raphael's book and put some clothes on. Our retinas will thank you.