Kai, Heavenly Sword
The Look: Preteen, Harajuku girl, mime
The Crime: Impractical

We can deal with the mime face makeup; it's a cultural thing. But let's draw the line at the cat-ears hat. Sure, poor little Kai has got post-traumatic stress disorder and her mind is sort of stuck at 7 (12 on a good day). But come on, she lugs that huge-ass quiver with an unlimited supply of deadly bolts through snow, sleet, dungeons and sewers; and she's only got on ankle-warmers and wrist guards? What the hell is the hat going to do for her when she gets frostbite, bug bites, or stabbed by Flying Fox?