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Facts about... the ice world

It floats in water

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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ELpork  - 5 months 14 days ago 
.......I like dirt....
SunshineHobo  - 5 months 14 days ago 
I will ride my imaginary taxi bear all the way to Totoro's ice world, thank you Paul Ryan for this information.
mertor3190  - 5 months 14 days ago 
Theres somethign thing about ice levels that kick ass. Great articlevery informative
OneEyedGoon  - 5 months 14 days ago 
Hilarious article Mr Ryan.
But could it be rounder?
GoldenMe  - 5 months 14 days ago 
Dear Mr. Ryan-

Ice levels are awesome. You've proven it. Brilliantly.

But now there is a bigger issue you must cover.

Why Water Levels are the worst. With facts.
curly_jefferson  - 5 months 14 days ago 
this sort of serious and informative piece of text belongs in a library. living in the barren wastelands of outback Australia i was completely unfamiliar with this ..iiice, but now i know all i need to.
Demonflare  - 5 months 14 days ago 
NY in winter is so fuckin cold. I love it, so dam much.

Oh yeah and fuck Polar Bears!
Demonflare  - 5 months 14 days ago 
When I mean fuck Polar Bears, meaning I hate them and I dont care about em.

Heh, I should have just typed that instead. Silly me. ><
garnsr  - 5 months 14 days ago 
The male polar bears' genitalia are shrinking (because of Global Warming, I guess,) so if we don't fuck the polar bears, no one will.
super0sonic  - 5 months 14 days ago 
Wow i feel ready for the next Ice age!
Defguru7777  - 5 months 14 days ago 
Uh-oh. As I was reading your article, I realized that I'm currently eating a lemon-flavored snowcone.
vitoruss  - 5 months 14 days ago 
Yeah, jungles are always hotter than regular, not colder.

Hilarious with the randomness, though.
Heyexclamationpoint  - 5 months 14 days ago 
I'm currently on the fire level. I'd like a trip to the ice level pretty right quick.

recaptcha: Ohio vonnegut ... brilliant!
Darthwaluigi  - 5 months 14 days ago 
i second the cry for a closer look at the water levels. If ice levels are so cool, why do water levels suck so very much?

One fact that you forgot to mention: Snowmen like to give you presents if you roll them just right.
Ice: 2,001 points. Fire: -0.
zabu_san  - 5 months 14 days ago 
You got science in my videogames...Great article as usual!!
smallberry  - 5 months 14 days ago 
I found this article to be highly informative and educational. Also highly entertaining.
TheyrePacmanGhostsUsonofaBitch  - 5 months 13 days ago 
How Droll.
CH3BURASHKA  - 5 months 13 days ago 
I knew this was either a Tyler Wilde or a Paul Ryan article.
Bossco  - 5 months 13 days ago 
Thanks GR I feel like I've learned something today
MoonPig  - 5 months 13 days ago 
yopu forgot shadow moses
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