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Epic game plots made simple

Gaming's most dizzying plots for dummies

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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As told melodramatically by: FINAL FANTASY VII

As retold by us: In a 'who cares if she croaks' style.

Above: Sixty hours of complex character arcs summed up by a death. That's right. She dies. Deal with it

As pretentiously told by: THE HALO TRILOGY

As retold by us: With a no-nonsense editor.


As half-heartedly told by: GTA IV

As retold by us: Even more half-heartedly.

As told - too seriously for a game with beefy spacemen - by: GEARS OF WAR

As retold by us: In a cold scientific, mathematical fashion.



 
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Keilimanjaro  - 1 year 1 month ago 
First! Great article, especially the Zelda video
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bignat  - 1 year 1 month ago 
great stuff i loved the MGS2 one
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Y2Ken  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Love it!

I particularly enjoyed the God of War II thing.
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Squidmonk3j  - 1 year 1 month ago 
nice , funny article ! :D
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NERDRAGE  - 1 year 1 month ago 
loved the zelda one and mgs2 lol stealth camo for the win
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monojono  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The halo and gears of war ones ruled!
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Schizo  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Hahaha God of War and Ray Harryhausen
ah the perfect match
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ssj4raditz  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Who knew they could be so simple?! LOL
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ELpork  - 1 year 1 month ago 
stelth camo for teh win indeed.
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Juriasu  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Oh my god! IMO this was one of your best features yet!
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grimm128  - 1 year 1 month ago 
when was link emo?
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lava_lamp  - 1 year 1 month ago 
You should have done bioshock
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andymacsa4  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wonderful job. Loved the KotOR one. Spoilers for both KotOR and Memento...
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Basketcase676  - 1 year 1 month ago 
halo, god of war and legend of zelda where the best! haha bioshock would've been cool to have seen.
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CandiedJester  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Zelda video FTW
Nice horse neigh whoever that was
XD
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drprofessor  - 1 year 1 month ago 
"the sith who murdered his memory" is gold.
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Amnesiac  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I haz titans now!
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Defguru7777  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Holy crap, this is some funny shit!
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doug-e-fresh  - 1 year 1 month ago 
my brother wrote some shit like the silent hill one... somthin about a superhero saving a gumball... i think
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Corsair89  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The MGS2 and Zelda ones were the best.
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