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E3 09: The Top 7... crushing letdowns in E3 history

The most dismal disappointments from gaming's biggest shindig

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK

Contrary to what you might think, E3 isn’t all brilliant new games, booth babes and free beer. A lot of the time the biggest, best and most exciting games event on the planet is actually as dull and hope-dashing as a graph-led press conference. And whether it’s dealing with console delays or waiting in a line (with enough BO to erode titanium) to play Wii Sports, the history of the event has been riddled with disappointment. So to temper expectations slightly ahead of this week’s extravaganza, here are the biggest letdowns in E3 history.

We’ll be honest. When the DS and PSP were both unveiled within a few hours of each other there was only one horse we wanted to bet on. Slick, sleek and sexy, we couldn’t have guessed Sony’s promising handheld was destined to become the home of a defunct movie format and way too many arthritic PS2 ports. That’s why, when Nintendo unveiled their console that looked like a Fisher Price reject with all the power of an Easy-Bake oven light, gamers could hardly contain their mocking titters.


Above: Glad we didn't actually part with any readies betting in this race

OK, hindsight is a perennially ace thing. But, after witnessing the power of the PSP, it was hard to see how the DS was going to be a serious competitor for Sony's slinky bit of kit. There was little indication just how innovative and popular the seemingly underpowered system's touch screen was going to be. And, ultimately, what many Nintendo fans took away from the reveal was an underwhelming 64-bit console (with a gimmick) trying to face a multimedia handheld that was as powerful as a PS2.


Above: Dual screen action wasn't quite met with mass approval

‘In the end he will suffer. In the end we will triumph. In the end… there will only be a hugely anticlimactic 60 second, gameplay-free trailer for PS3’s most anticipated title.’ So Zeus should have bellowed from the top of Mount Olympus after arguably the most disappointing reveal of last year’s E3.

We didn’t want much, really. A few screenshots here. Maybe a little hour long playable demo there. We went into Sony’s 2008 press conference frothing at the mouth, our thoughts drifting to Kratos’ high-def abs of granite and 1080p Gorgon decapitations. We left with a minute of totally arbitrary plot information. A missed opportunity of mythical proportions by Sony, then.


Above: Not for us at last year's event


 
45 Comments
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kerfuffled_brizzle792  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Holy crap my first first.

Great article by the way. I totally agree with the DS one. I never thought that it would have overtaken the PSP.
The_Tingler  - 5 months 24 days ago 
To misquote Bill Bailey and Simon Pegg in Spaced...

"Wii Music was 12 months ago, GamesRadar!"
"I know, but it still hurts!"
TehKnuck  - 5 months 24 days ago 
What's the release date on those hand driers?
RonnyLive19881  - 5 months 24 days ago 
There is an updated form of those hand driers at my local theater. So powerful that it could dry your feet if necessary Lol.
NorwegianKingOfNames  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Holy crap, your first first! This is a great day for humanity and an especially important day for your sense of self worth!
Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham  - 5 months 24 days ago 
I think the unofficial Clifford-endorsed driers are going on general release in the summer.

I got my pre-order in weeks ago.
Hurricrane  - 5 months 24 days ago 
ahhh yes, memory lane tends to be a painful place...
Unoriginal  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Will we be getting a new Secret E3 Diary?
Please?

Anyway, Im putting the bar low for this year. Can't imagine it being worse than last year.
may.be.vital  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Cammie Dunaway should go die in a hole! D:<

Reggie can stay he's cool if he isn't talking about smiles...
Thats not something your good at when you look like The Terminator swallowed a fridge...
Vagrant  - 5 months 24 days ago 
About that photoshopped image for the first entry...I'm guessing it's supposed to look like the old man is running away from the DS, but it actually looks like it is bumming him.

That second shot of Halo 3 was Halo 3?! I would swear it actually was Halo 2.
BrandonL337  - 5 months 24 days ago 
I remember being very exited for the DS when it was announced and I was very skeptical about the PSP mainly the UMBs the no second anolog nub and the sony thing and before you say that makes me a fanboy that sony thing was justified my brother that bought a PSP later paid 200 dollars for a 2 gig sony SD card you know the only kind that work with sony machines
MGS4SolidSnake  - 5 months 24 days ago 
i sold my DS to buy a psp and dont regret it...what games are so great for the DS a bunch of little kids games and no offense but gay rpgs...i use mine for madden, nba live and baseball and it looks beautfiul

recaptha: secretary types(they prefer administrative assistanst u a-holes)
silvereye  - 5 months 24 days ago 
WOW, i mean this is the stuff of the what was the world greatest gaming event? All i can say is WOW
fionnoh  - 5 months 24 days ago 
what ever happened to kicking ass and taking names, regie?
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Lol, that was a nice twist of having the most crushing ltedown in E3 history be . . . I'm not that much of a jerk; just read the article.

But #1 I agree with the most. Good work.
Corsair89  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Damn you, E3 '08!
CAPST3R  - 5 months 24 days ago 
the sd (don't know the name) cards worked with the PSP too y'know, i had an 8 gig.
Ocelot  - 5 months 24 days ago 
of course, i think we all know that E3 2008 was in fact a metaphor for AIDS
Thirteenth  - 5 months 24 days ago 
Yaay, gardening! \o/
animeman  - 5 months 24 days ago 
A lot of bad things happened at E3 2008. their is no way that they could do worse this year.
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