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Dude, where's my genitals?

We explore the missing bits of gaming's male animal characters

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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TastyCakesMcgee  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Wow, that squirrel got balls
The_Space_Wolf  - 9 months 24 days ago 
I WAN'T CUSTOMIZABLE BALLS!!!! and yes it would be bad ass if you could customize the dogs balls in maybe a fable 3
Sash  - 9 months 24 days ago 
GamesRadar_MattCundy - 22 hours 52 minutes ago
@Sash - Banjo always wears shorts, so it's hard to tell. Although there's no sign of a bulge.

And if anyone can think of a naked man sheep game character, please let me know. I've got a good pic of a sheep scrotum and it seems a shame not to use it.


There is also Mickey Mouse (no bulge in the shorts) and all of the Winney the Pooh characters (Kingdom hearts?)

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Sash  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Oh and Gromit from Wallace & Gromit.
izayuh  - 9 months 23 days ago 
LOL yeah the squirrel one is funny
darkside17  - 9 months 21 days ago 
ewwww but funny
euanfranklin  - 7 months 23 days ago 
you guys were clearly bored lol.
AuthorityFigure  - 7 months 10 days ago 
This article has made me feel self-concious all of a sudden.
Assassin4than  - 7 months 7 days ago 
lol poor japanese folklore fish thing. getting smashed on the head with testicles. but even worse for the tanuki. HES HITTING HIS TESTICLES ON STUFF. OUCH
AuthorityFigure  - 8 days 1 hour ago 
I've got a sudden urge to pinch and twist ater reading this...
brickman409  - 7 days 7 hours ago 
how do you know the fable 2 dog is a guy?
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