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Dude, where's my genitals?

We explore the missing bits of gaming's male animal characters

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Smeggs  - 9 months 19 days ago 
WTF? Slow day at the office guys? I'm guessing so...
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HungryBeaver  - 9 months 19 days ago 
Ahahahaha! squirrel nuts was great and so was the kangaroo. Great...
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Cwf2008  - 9 months 19 days ago 
This is disturbing
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Chicago  - 9 months 19 days ago 
I think I am vaguely disgusted at the pictures, especially the bull and kangaroo. Even still, great job and funny as hell
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stickguy259  - 9 months 19 days ago 
So... much... so... wrong...
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Jimmyjammy  - 9 months 19 days ago 
Waitaminute wasn't there an article a while ago called something like 'Genitals/sex you didn't noticle' and in that article wasn't there a tiger whose balls you (the site) were complaining about?

So do you vote yea or nay on animal balls?
A little contradictory I think GR.
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dougle  - 9 months 19 days ago 
this article=pure genius
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phoenix_wings  - 9 months 19 days ago 
You guys ask the questions that need to be asked. Unfortunately, if more realism means more balls...I think I'll pass on that one.
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key0blade  - 9 months 19 days ago 
WHAT THE FUCK
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Sash  - 9 months 19 days ago 
You also have the Kangaroo and Raptor (and little dinosaur - Gon(??)) from Tekken. I believe they were males.

What about Banjo from Banjo Kazooie?

Did the collosus from SOTC have balls? Balls that could crush towns lol
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GamesRadar_MattCundy  - 9 months 19 days ago 
@Sash - Banjo always wears shorts, so it's hard to tell. Although there's no sign of a bulge.

And if anyone can think of a naked man sheep game character, please let me know. I've got a good pic of a sheep scrotum and it seems a shame not to use it.
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Red  - 9 months 19 days ago 
What the ass...?
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solidscott  - 9 months 19 days ago 
what about raiden?maybe not an animal but lacking in balls
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NelosAngelos  - 9 months 19 days ago 
Well...I didn't feel like sleeping much tonight anyway....
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oreomonkey  - 9 months 19 days ago 
wow... can you say gay gamesradar?
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JamesT  - 9 months 19 days ago 
Best article ever
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TheWebSwinger  - 9 months 18 days ago 
This article was just gross. Come on, GR...you can appeal to more than just the lowest common denominator!
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FierceDeity  - 9 months 18 days ago 
tanukis possess scrotums
wow the japanese are crazy
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Sycomycole  - 9 months 18 days ago 
ROFL
there is no better abrevieation to describe this.
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Stabby_Joe  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Give em a good kick!
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