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Dating according to videogames

Everything we know about girls we learned from games

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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beatty  - 5 months 19 days ago 
haha
Demonflare  - 5 months 19 days ago 
Paul Ryan! Ur my hero 2!
ranzatsu  - 5 months 19 days ago 
No no no!!! I'm all about Cloud and Tifa. Aerith is just a whiny flower girl who eventually gets killed, and reunites with ZACK. Duh!

And besides, Cloud crushed on Tifa when he was young. And you can't stop it if (insert name of FF Storymaking Dude) decides to make them a couple!

And I'm getting pretty sick of all this CloudXAerith nonsense! Why don't you understand the story?!
bonerachieved  - 5 months 18 days ago 
As soon as i saw the
Fable 2 Screen Shot with the simple explanation, I burst out a chuckle in the middle of class
StickyLungs  - 5 months 18 days ago 
Lowering your standards = turning down the difficulty. Funny. Paul Ryan FTW!
marluxia2500  - 5 months 18 days ago 
Great Personality lmao
Gsindahouse  - 5 months 18 days ago 
That Article is actually the first one I'd ever actually READ!...
Word for word on GR. I'd never done that in all my time on GR.
I dont think often if so, you know?
I just never did, but I'd seen the title, and I just had to take my time with this one, and I'm Glad I did. EVERY ASPECT OF COMEDY IN THIS ARTICLE WAS AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS!!!
Next Time(hoping there is one...)
Dont forget about romance-filled
(deliberately) games like...
-Tales of Legendia
-Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia
-Ar Tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica
You'll get EVEN funnier tips from these loveydovey games!
waffledragon33  - 5 months 18 days ago 
cooo
Heyexclamationpoint  - 5 months 18 days ago 
I'll keep this in mind tomorrow night!
alfonso.hdez  - 5 months 18 days ago 
Wow! This.was.amazing. Loved the article, Pullitzer material, shall I dare say?
Smashbrosgod10  - 5 months 18 days ago 
makes perfect sense.
uz_mike222  - 5 months 18 days ago 
LOL! good Article Paul, i havent read one of your articles since Gamesradar was Cheat Planet. I love this and i bet it will work. If not, put a Tutu on me and call me shirly. (not really though) But i might use this and email this article to a couple of other friends. Should have made this during the middle of the school year, could have helped. But either way, still love the Great Personality and the Fable II screenshots. AWESOME!!! Keep it up Mr. Paul Ryan, you ladies man!!
GamesRadarPaulRyan  - 5 months 17 days ago 
Yes, good thinking, uz_mike222. In fact, everyone should forward this article to at least five of their friends. Not for me, do it for the world.
disturbedanomaly36  - 5 months 17 days ago 
ridiculesly comical Paul Ryan article, and just at the right time, after E3,
maybe i should try this stuff, seeing how i still dont have a girlfriend
bdubyah  - 5 months 16 days ago 
How in the world is this a 360 feature if nearly every game is a sony or nitendo game?
wiigamer024  - 5 months 16 days ago 
lets see here... i have it narrowed to 2 suits. overalls, or tennis shoes, tough choice...

also, i have to remember those corny "i love you" lines too!
gamemaster100  - 5 months 16 days ago 
last paragraph was funny!
curly_jefferson  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Paul you forgot to mention that if the exclamation mark is grey your not good looking enough for this quest.
solsunforge  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Yeah ive noticed that many of the articles under pc have nothing to do with pc. Except sierra vs lucas arts and the lame E3 coverage for computer gaming.
DoctorCrazy  - 5 months 15 days ago 
This article works so well! I've gotten two girlfriends so far following Paul's advice. Only trouble is that they both don't know about the other girlfriend. Paligamy is a tricky mistress.
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