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Dating according to videogames

Everything we know about girls we learned from games

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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dweller  - 5 months 26 days ago 
Using actual game dialogue was a nice touch. Sadly I recognized all the FF7 dialogue immediately.

Hilarious article though!

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jamminontha1n2  - 5 months 26 days ago 
here ends the reading from book of ryan. Now, go out and proclaim what paul has written
Defguru7777  - 5 months 26 days ago 
Is that GTA IV picture from promotional stuff? Cause I don't think it's in the actual game.

Mr. Ryan, you are the person every man turns to for guidance. Just don't let it go to your head.

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Seriously, what the funk?
somerandomchap  - 5 months 26 days ago 
This is another paul classic, he is such a ladies man. Epic artical!
pikachu2000  - 5 months 26 days ago 
I will admit, somebody will take this advice and their relationship will actually worked.

I will be shocked if this really work.
Tyronebiggums  - 5 months 26 days ago 
Dang, I had to make a profile just to say how awesome this article is. It makes the transition from gaming to dating oh so easy.
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 5 months 25 days ago 
lol, this was awesome.
somthing42  - 5 months 25 days ago 
Who would have thought that games could give such good dating examples!!!!


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I'm sure it is . . .
smallberry  - 5 months 25 days ago 
Damn this was a fantastic article. GR is like the Cracked of gaming websites.
MattYg1  - 5 months 25 days ago 
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA PAUL RYAN DOES IT AGAIN...

Phenomenal article!!!
vitoruss  - 5 months 25 days ago 
Nothing will make her swoon more than saying, "That's what I learned from you when I was in the lifestream,"
xD awesome stuff.
rxb  - 5 months 25 days ago 
If I start dating a pretty flower girl should I expect her to die 10 hours later?
Cyberninja  - 5 months 25 days ago 
yes you should so skip right to doin it
td823934  - 5 months 25 days ago 
That wasn't funny at all!
Unoriginal  - 5 months 25 days ago 
Yes it was. It was brilliant.
MechGyver  - 5 months 25 days ago 
Does Cloud carry a huge sword because he is under compensated down low?
RaIdEn  - 5 months 25 days ago 
hey how do you do that thing for gta 4?
gigiosantos  - 5 months 25 days ago 
OMG this is nerdy, but it can work
Spybreak8  - 5 months 25 days ago 
haha just wear tennis shoes, I might try that!
Alopez  - 5 months 25 days ago 
Thank you guys for letting me in.
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