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Can you really rocket jump?

Games vs science: let the showdown commence!

Words: Craig Pearson, PC Gamer UK

We take a lot of things for granted in games. Such as guns that leave nothing but skeletons when they hit the enemy, or that you can hack a computer by playing a simple puzzle game. But no more. PC Gamer UK wanted to find out how far science was being abused for the sake of our entertainment. Questions were asked. We’ve probed, supposed, tested, tweaked, investigated, analyzed and, the most important part of this punishing process, typed things into the deepest scientific resource of our time: YouTube. That’s where the real world is. That’s where the videos of robots are. Prepare to be edutained...

Note: In-game examples were chosen for iconic quality, rather than where they actually first appeared.

Rocket jumping
In-game example: Quake III. A method of providing extra force to a jump by firing a rocket at your feet and using the blast to propel you.

In Quake III you can fire a rocket at your feet to add a little pep to your jumps. The thing is, the bazooka was built for taking down tanks. If there is a difference between tanks and the human body it’s that one is made of metal, while the other more resembles a garbage bag filled with water. Point-blank rocket explosions are nasty. What happens when you fire a powerful, propelled explosive designed for splitting apart tanks at your feet can only be described by making a squelching noise with your cheeks and tossing strawberry syrup-drenched oatmeal into the air.

Cloaking
In-game example: Crysis. You bend light around your body in order to turn invisible to your enemies.

It could happen, but it’ll take a lot of work. In 2003 Naoki Kawakami, of the University of Tokyo, produced a cloak that reflected a projected image from in front of the wearer onto the back of the cloak. So you’d need a camera, a projector, a cloak made of a special reflective material and a small, naive child to fool. Still, we’re getting nearer to flexible monitors, with both Philips and Sony working on that technology, and cameras are shrinking at an alarming rate. It doesn’t take too much of a stretch of the imagination to see the system being refined into something useable. And by then we’ll all have windows made of diamodillium and we’ll be drinking steak lattes.


 
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shicknannon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
FIRRRRRRRRST (wow, being sick makes you stupid)
blingmaster2193  - 1 year 2 months ago 
lol, diamodillium.
xMrGrey  - 1 year 2 months ago 
What a dummy, he didn't even disguise!
slickmcwilly  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i like the sentry video, its really cool. in the beginning the thing shoots his laptop.
Defguru7777  - 1 year 2 months ago 
That sentry video was LOL to the max.
mfwahwah  - 1 year 2 months ago 
"steak lattes." I'm eating steak tonight, jerkhat.

Also, "Sweden escaped." >.>
Pablos102030  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Ha, idiot. Just use the companion cube to get by the sentry. Wait...
the hegemon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Way to do your research guys.
For the bullet time thing... the test worked. Most of the people could see the numbers that were moving faster than they could normally see.
There was a discovery show a while back that discussed this. I think it was called The Human Body: Pushing the Limits.
drprofessor  - 1 year 2 months ago 
zombies are real damn it. just reclusive.
ELpork  - 1 year 2 months ago 
I want a sentry gun.
Tochy  - 1 year 2 months ago 
HEADSHOT
Amatarasu  - 1 year 2 months ago 
what if i made a bio-modified exoskeleton for my sentry gun?
TENAXIS (PSN)  - 1 year 2 months ago 
yeah Gamesradar team, i seen that show too Human Body: Pushing the Limits.

when adrenaline is pumping throught the body, the eyes actually transmit the light message to the brain at a faster pace, making you see everything in slow-mo but not that slow...

try rechecking that again, maybe at www.discovery??

anyways GREAT JOB!!! love it!!! 2 thumbs up!!
oryandymackie  - 1 year 2 months ago 
I'm gonna buy me an EXOSKELETON!
Basketcase676  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i need the exoskeleton, for the next time i go into school! I'll go in and at the end of class and the teachers will be all like "matthew i hope you did your homework" and ill be all like "well you thought wrong" then smack them in the face!
KHfan  - 1 year 2 months ago 
the house oppasite ours houses zombies...
monojono  - 1 year 2 months ago 
"And arguing with Einstein is the scientific equivalent of lunging wildly at the Pope: you’ll get taken down."

LOL to th max. Great article!
CalebCarroll14  - 1 year 2 months ago 
One of the best articles on here, And zombies are real....I have a pet zombie, He's an asshole, Man, This site sucks, God.....He got off of his chain sorry *beats zombie* Okay, Back, Sorry about that again, But...I'd hate to see what would happen if the world was overran by zombies. O.o It'd be like, Well, I don't know what it would be like, But it wouldn't be cool. Lol.
Life  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Cool
cricket0  - 1 year 2 months ago 
The things that work are AWESOME!!!!
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