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Biggest unfulfilled promises in gaming

Major build-ups and letdowns from big-name companies

Words: Shane Patterson, GamesRadar US

Now that President Obama has taken office, we’re about to see whether he can act on all those campaign promises he’s been touting for the last year or so. We have a good feeling about Barack, although Presidents have been known to lead the public astray.

This whole new-President thing got us thinking about gaming promises that were made by large companies that have gone tragically unfulfilled. From small game features to hefty hardware claims, these are the promises that never came to fruition.


The Phantom


Above: “May we interest you in crap?”


A brand-new subscription based console enabling you to download current and future PC games with a standard monthly fee. Would have utilized a direct-download service. Think Steam but for a standalone console.


Announced in 2002 and shown as a prototype at E3 2004, Infinium Labs (now Phantom Entertainment) kept pushing back Phantom’s release (or another way to put it - Phantom kept missing Infinium’s proposed release date deadlines). Presumably, Infinium couldn’t finalize the downloading service they were building, couldn’t lock down the licensed games to be sold and couldn’t find any retailers in which to do business.


Above: Guess what a better idea is

In 2006 - mere months before the Phantom project was canceled - the Securities and Exchanges Commission accused Phantom founder and CEO Timothy Roberts of defrauding investors out of cash for his benefit. He settled with the SEC in civil court. The only thing useful to come out of this whole mess was the Phantom Lapboard - a keyboard/mouse combo peripheral that rests on your obese lap as you play - which was purchased by Alienware and released in 2007.

But hey, at least we still have GameTap and Steam.



PlayStation 2 Hard Disk Drive and Network Adapter


Above: Needed more planning


Impressive first and third-party online-enabled titles. Total living room experience including games, movies and music. And well… a promise of a new online/hard drive enabled future that didn’t symbolize Sony’s complete ineptness at online gaming.


In hindsight, everything. While the HDD enabled reduced load times and memory card backup, only 13 North American games either made extensive use of or required the drive (either for online play or for large data files). On one hand, the HDD worked (and if you played Final Fantasy XI, you know it did). However, the lack of support was apparent and Sony passive-aggressively forgot about the HDD when the new slimline PS2 - released in 2004 - failed to be compatible with the drive.


Above: Hope FFXI was worth it for the several of you out there

On the online side, Sony didn’t have one central hub to go online and jump in and out of gameplay with, unlike Microsoft’s Xbox Live program. Each publisher needed its own servers, making it difficult for a number of smaller companies to include online play. While many sports games and the SOCOM series attracted large amounts of players, online play wasn’t really a selling point for most games on PS2.

Both disastrous forays into online play eventually led to the PS3’s admittedly better setup, yet still not as simple as Microsoft’s “got-it-right-the-first-time” Live.


 
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Phazon117  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Nice article, Shane. damn that rrod!!!
Chicago  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Damn You Recaptcha!!
Snarf  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Banjo-Kazooie: N&B has a few stop and swop referances. Like colored eggs painted on the walls and a key shape in some snow.
GamesRadarEricBratcher  - 10 months 1 day ago 
I'd like to add one that's been vexing me lately: those stupid, scann-able card in Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise. I have about a half-dozen of 'em, some from the box and some I've downloaded from Rare's website, and they barely work at all.

I've eventually gotten about half of them to work, by literally propping the card up a short distance from the camera, arranging it so the card is exactly in the frame, putting three normal and one halogen lamp in the room, then shining both an LED flashlight and a normal flashlight at the card's surface from an angle, so as to light it evenly and not create a glare or hot spots. This is functionality? No.
somthing42  - 10 months 1 day ago 
I totally agree with the Wii thing. It's kind of annoying when playing Okami. The wii motion plus is only with Wii sports resort? anyways I never had the ring of death problem and i got it 5 times.
GoldenMe  - 10 months 1 day ago 
inb4 Ps3Fanboy screwing around with the 360 failure part.
gorillazbmx6  - 10 months 1 day ago 
The xbox is so boring, it committed suicide (pineapple express)
GamesRadarMikelReparaz  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Speaking of scannable cards, remember Nintendo's e-Reader? Spend 10 minutes swiping something like 8 cards through it twice each and waiting for each "strip" of data to load, and you can play Donkey Kong Jr.

Revolutionary!
Spike_the_Dogg  - 10 months 1 day ago 
How did I know the Wii was goin to be on this list, I was majorly disapointed with it. That's is why I traded for Xbox 360.
Yellowhat17  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Nice article... Banjo Kazooie's still one of my favorite N64 platformers none of the less.

@Mikel

Yeah... I remember that... it was another damn Nintendo fail. I also remember the Game Shark for the old N64 ended up working pretty well.
GamesRadarBrettElston  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Did you know the average e-reader card could only hold roughly 5k? So you had to swipe 5 cards, both sides, to play a simple game of Donkey Kong. OR just turn on the game. Stupid!

Imagine trying to cram Zelda on there.
GamesRadarMikelReparaz  - 10 months 1 day ago 
God help you if you ever lost a card.
SheetSandwich  - 10 months 1 day ago 
<--- Josh Homme, Awesome guy.

I love the old Nintendo games, but they tend to disappoint if not monitored
DeadGirls  - 10 months 1 day ago 
I think Bioshock was built up to be far greater than the game turned out to be.
Kruiser  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Hey gamesradar, just a quick suggestion/ hope that when you remove a comment it just gets deleted completely rather than "comment removed by moderator"

whenever I read that I get an insatiable curiosity as to what was said but can never know :(
ELpork  - 10 months 1 day ago 
I have a launch 360, and I still have yet to get the RROD.
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