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Are they gay...?

Five game characters with one foot in the closet

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Tuesday 20 February 2007
Zelda's fairy obsessed Tingle is gay. No question. But how about Gears of War's gruff and brutish Marcus Fenix or God of War's one man massacre machine, Kratos? Here are five popular gaming heroes that we think show signs of covert - and not so covert - campness. Could they be gay...?

Kratos (God of War)
Sure, he's violent, full of rage and enjoys pleasuring generously breasted ladies, but he's still a buff, bald-headed, semi-naked Greek Adonis that isn't shy of flashing an inch or two of thigh. He also 'accidentally' killed his wife and daughter. Which probably means he's got a grudge against women. Or something.

Above: Just because he's excessively violent doesn't mean he's not gay. After all, one of the Kray twins was gay and he used to kill people for fun


 
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flk  - 9 months 24 days ago 
lol
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lava_lamp  - 9 months 23 days ago 
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/gay-news-site-slams-misinformed-games-radar-article
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Embolado  - 9 months 20 days ago 
Where the hell is Slippy from Star Fox?!?
or at least Zelda's tingle...
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manaconda  - 8 months 2 days ago 
so classic. love it.
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jaffa_5  - 6 months 4 days ago 
i always thought vaan was an arse bandit but kratos? lol
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HMXsean  - 6 months 2 days ago 
I could see Kratos playing with someone else's chain, if you know what I mean.
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Tw1sted  - 6 months 1 day ago 
haha i wonder how much traffic this article got because of the talkradar conspiracy :D
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Whattehfock  - 6 months 1 day ago 
ha fuckin conspiracy. talkradar- are they gay?
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