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Animal Crossing's dark side revealed

Kidnapping, indentured servitude and drug trafficking, right in your own backyard

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US
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tunerracer  - 11 months 28 days ago 
lol nice one......though u forgot how tom nock had something to do wit that hair lady....I heard he rapes the chicks that don't pay and murders the guys that don't pay.......
nyef  - 11 months 28 days ago 
i'll never look at animal crossing the same again :O
Xplosive59  - 11 months 27 days ago 
im still waiting for animal crossing: chainsaw massacre lol
MitchBratt  - 11 months 27 days ago 
HAHAHAhaahaha Awesome!!! Hidden Messages In Rated E Games XD Try To Find Some More ^^
Juriasu  - 11 months 27 days ago 
I hate that greedy S.O.B. Tom Nook.
doopa5000  - 11 months 26 days ago 
ossing is awesome, whoever created this needs to stop sucking on thier frind's d*%( and stop being gay.
doopa5000  - 11 months 26 days ago 
Animal Crossing is awesome, whoever created this needs to stop sucking on thier frind's d*%( and stop being gay.
namoos14  - 11 months 23 days ago 
that websyte wont work on mine now how do i see it =[
mm4l  - 11 months 18 days ago 
That link is bad. The article has been moved to lparchive and is at: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/Update%203/index.html

It is a MUCH better article overall. Long, but worth the read. It had me rolling!

Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
Taxtm  - 10 months 1 day ago 
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Wow, that was very...dark.
Funny, but...(shutters)
Garchomp617  - 9 months 25 days ago 
Wow. How can they sneak all this stuff in right in front of us like this?
Garchomp617  - 9 months 25 days ago 
Wow. How can they sneak all this stuff in right in front of us like this?
GRwarrior  - 8 months 17 days ago 
I did it! I formulated an escape plan with Kapp'n, Brewster and Kicks. We knocked out the evil Tom Nook and stole his PORSCHE !!!!! he had a Porsche! I was toiling to pay for my prison cell and he was rich! then we smashed it for revenge. We then got on the bus and drove through the trees for hours before finding actual living people! YOU HEAR THAT, IM ALIVE YOU STUPID ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!



A very sadistic game
GRwarrior  - 8 months 16 days ago 
idea: make this an actual game, that would be so cool escaping from animal crossing
wiigamer024  - 6 months 22 days ago 
WOW! I, uh... never saw it... uh, that way...

*slowly clicks back button on the computer*
roflcopter42  - 5 months 27 days ago 
jigglesbig, i just read that story for over an hour, and i can honestly say that i am creeped the fvck out!!!
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