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9 worst types of gamer to have on your team

The partners you want to kill more than your enemy

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Tomsta666  - 6 months 16 days ago 
The gobshite: Well that's the entire US population of Xbox LIVE users then!! :D

I'm kidding you're all lovely people.
phoenix_wings  - 6 months 16 days ago 
SwampRock, that was probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard (read). However probably the most accurate description of what you'll actually hear. Seriously "I'm gonna teabag your noob anus etc etc even though I'm wasting all my concentration yelling" had me laughing for a good while.
GamesRadar_MattCundy  - 6 months 16 days ago 
I guess I should probably say that I'm a mute lone wolf damsel. All in one.
vitoruss  - 6 months 16 days ago 
"They think team is spelled "teiam"
That took me a couple re-reads but I got it... hahaha


I'd say I can be a lone wolf sometimes, but the whole think that CREATES them in the first place is the other stereotypes here that piss them off!

You should do an article on the BEST people to have on your team.
TENAXIS  - 6 months 16 days ago 
i think im a gob shit...
on PC i have a headset...
so i like to mess around, i can also be a drill sergeant once in a while but only when i play games like company of heroes or DOTA...
on consoles, im none....
skyline19  - 6 months 16 days ago 
I would seriously love it if all those drill sergeant players died in a mother f****** fire... They are the saddest people on the planet.

I know way too many blamers, I even had a blamer on littlebigplanet once, he jumped too early and died a firey death, it was my fault because I put him off because I stopped suddenly...seriously.

Gobshites entertain me though.
CPFCFANJOE  - 6 months 15 days ago 
good article hete people when they take it so siresly cant spell sorry
usmovers_02  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I'd be a mute if I ever plugged in my mic. I really don't care what my team mates have to say (because it's usually pretty unintelligent) and have no desire to speak with random strangers.

The only reason I even have a mic is to talk to people on my friends list who (get this) are ACTUALLY MY FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE! As in I can actually get in my car and go visit them.

reCAPTCHA: perez affairs
Ban  - 6 months 15 days ago 
im shamefully the mute i just feel out of place talking to anyone not my friends

ReCAPTCHA = 90 dorks
Xeacons  - 6 months 15 days ago 
The mute? Are you kidding? They're the perfect partner! Too bad I've never met any. I think headsets are a satanic invention.
kingdomknight0  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Most of the people I come across are both 'Drill Sergeants' and 'Blamers' simultaneously.
In AB hearing "YOU ******* NOOB! GET BS!" And then when we loose because of the 3-5 'Drill Sergeants' yelling at everyone remaining to do this an that and are spread out all over kingdom come and loose.. We hear " YOU *Bleep Bleepity Bleep Bleep Bleep* YOU *Bleep* SUCK!!!!!111one! Ah.. Good times.. T_T;
EagleSniper29  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I hate the mutes and then the drill sergeants in Call of Duty they piss me off anyone agree
CAPST3R  - 6 months 15 days ago 
i actually find the drill sergeants quite amusing
bron1417  - 6 months 15 days ago 
haha nice job very funny.
NathanXplosion  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I'm such a slow reader. Thats why I played RE5 and Gears 2 single player before I played co-op.
Skykid  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Wow, I'm with those types of a-holes everytime I play. I mean WTF!? are you f-ing listening to me? Good article. Maybe those a-holes I play with might read this and will listen to me.

reCAPTCHA:argument atmosphere (ironic.)
Demonflare  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Hahaha! I like The Lone Wolf one! Thats wat I would say!

Anyway, good Article.
lethaltrain  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I actually dont mind the mute cause they dont really bother me as much as someone who freaks out and starts coming up with horrible excuses when they die in a game
d3monic4ng3l  - 6 months 15 days ago 
i dont really like the gobshites lol they piss me off...
hagapluza  - 6 months 15 days ago 
i am a slow reader and i aprove this artical
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