SwampRock, that was probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard (read). However probably the most accurate description of what you'll actually hear. Seriously "I'm gonna teabag your noob anus etc etc even though I'm wasting all my concentration yelling" had me laughing for a good while.
i think im a gob shit...
on PC i have a headset...
so i like to mess around, i can also be a drill sergeant once in a while but only when i play games like company of heroes or DOTA...
on consoles, im none....
I would seriously love it if all those drill sergeant players died in a mother f****** fire... They are the saddest people on the planet.
I know way too many blamers, I even had a blamer on littlebigplanet once, he jumped too early and died a firey death, it was my fault because I put him off because I stopped suddenly...seriously.
I'd be a mute if I ever plugged in my mic. I really don't care what my team mates have to say (because it's usually pretty unintelligent) and have no desire to speak with random strangers.
The only reason I even have a mic is to talk to people on my friends list who (get this) are ACTUALLY MY FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE! As in I can actually get in my car and go visit them.
Most of the people I come across are both 'Drill Sergeants' and 'Blamers' simultaneously.
In AB hearing "YOU ******* NOOB! GET BS!" And then when we loose because of the 3-5 'Drill Sergeants' yelling at everyone remaining to do this an that and are spread out all over kingdom come and loose.. We hear " YOU *Bleep Bleepity Bleep Bleep Bleep* YOU *Bleep* SUCK!!!!!111one! Ah.. Good times.. T_T;
Wow, I'm with those types of a-holes everytime I play. I mean WTF!? are you f-ing listening to me? Good article. Maybe those a-holes I play with might read this and will listen to me.
I actually dont mind the mute cause they dont really bother me as much as someone who freaks out and starts coming up with horrible excuses when they die in a game