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9 worst types of gamer to have on your team

The partners you want to kill more than your enemy

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Major_Wuss  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Consider adding-

1. Little kids
2. Music Spammers
3. Obnoxious Assholes
Wolf007  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I HATE the Drill Sergeant! My god, I just want to play Call of Duty for fun. One time, this forty year old, probably living in his mother's basement, kept shouting "O.K., O.K., somebody pop smoke. I'll flank them, and you two go around to the rear." Thankfully I was on Hardcore, so I team killed him twelve times before he got kicked.
Wolf007  - 6 months 15 days ago 
P.S. I hate f***ing kids who are playing CoD. They always think they're good, and theythink trash talking everyone is fun.
Unoriginal  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I just realised that I am a mute.
The truth hurts.
Technodragonslayer69  - 6 months 15 days ago 
great article
SneakyAgent  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Lol that guy in CS crying was pathetic that made my day.
BrushieTundra  - 6 months 15 days ago 
God I hate blamers and drill sergeants. Those two seem to go hand in hand. "If you had followed my f*$@#ing advice we wouldn't have lost. It's all your fault."
SPIKEtheHEDGEHOG  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I am going to be totally honest.. i am a mute. hahah. but when the time is right a can be quite the blamer, just in my head..
Jam1000  - 6 months 15 days ago 
OH EM EFF GEE
Sometimes I don't talk on live because my headset doesn't work. I admit though I cba to talk sometimes, haha.
NelosAngelos  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Lone wolfs, I hate those bastards. YOU ARE NOT RAMBO!
Spybreak8  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Yea I'm a mute but unfortunately that's because Im on a satellite connection and if I try to talk to my teammates i...s...i..k..e...th..s... Yea you can't understand me most of the time. At least Im not in a situation where its the opposite and I talk to much hahaha!
mentalityljs  - 6 months 15 days ago 
There's this gobshite for sure that plays CoD 5 (PC) once in awhile. He'll just randomly start talkin s%!# and tell everybody how they suck, and he's the best. If you've ever come across this douche, or better yet, told HIM to stfu, he'll defend himself by saying, "shut up man, you don't tell me what to do!" Effin' loser.
recaptcha - times hardener
sensualCentipede  - 6 months 15 days ago 
nice full metal jacket reference
MooseKnuckle753  - 6 months 15 days ago 
im pretty much a mute because im always in a party with my friends and never talk to my teammates which makes playing left4dead really difficult sometimes...especially when youre teammates decide its a good idea to run off and chase the tank by themselves
oreomonkey  - 6 months 15 days ago 
The Damsel: My Dad on Co-Op Campaign
The Slow Reader: Sometimes Me
The Glitch Finder: No Lifes
The Blamer: Me Big Time, LOL!
The Mute: epiclab on XBOX Live.
The Gobshite: Me when I'm losing...BADLY.
The Griefer and Lone Wolfs: Fags who like to to talk crap just because they're friends can here and they are trying to act cool in front of them.
The Drill Sergeant: Nerds.
KaylaKaze  - 6 months 15 days ago 
The number 1 reason I don't play multiplayer games anymore is because of voice chat. I'd be thrilled if everyone I was playing with was a mute.
JohnnyFirebird  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I'm gonna hazard a guess that most of the time I'm a damsel. Or, at least, a gamer who loves games but isn't actually good at them.
ranzatsu  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I have so many slow readers and blamers in my place! Goddamn them, the only read one word per minute. And when they lose, they're all out emo and whiny and they always put the load in my hands.

But I think I'm the drill sergeant type. Hell, they follow every freaking order I tell them.
SwampRock  - 6 months 15 days ago 
I'm really competitive and I usually turn into a lone wolf mute because I get too into the zone but I still look out for my team-mates and help them out whenever I come across them, then of course end up with a 11 K/D unless I'm with people I know and can communicate with. (usually don't start conversation because I'll hear You MO-FO I'm GONNA T-BAG YOUR NOOB ANUS IM SO GOOD IM BETTER THEN YOU EVEN THOUGH IM WASTING ALL MY CONCENTRATION YELLING! followed up by something about their penis or intercourse or something idiotic.)
gmilf71  - 6 months 15 days ago 
lol dude i hear you, GR. the glitchers, the readers. the blamers just make me laugh. funny picture though.
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