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9 worst types of gamer to have on your team

The partners you want to kill more than your enemy

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Fat  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Lol.

I can identify with the mute, my friend is like that.

Every now and then he'll sigh or do something.
assassin2k8  - 6 months 9 days ago 
wat about the squeakers?!? y wernt they put in thar?i hate those 8-12 year old gobshites... especially the american ones. i have no problem with the british squeakers because they dont act like they know everything about games.
phoenix_wings  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Yakitty Yak! When I wasn't getting booted from rooms (or leaving in the case of 4 Weskers) in RE:5's Versus, I was able to listen to one chap who's every third word was 'nigga,' who decided that the exact 6 minutes that they were online was a good time to order tacos and just couldn't get the order right. In another round, a dude breathing heavily, sniffling, and shoveling chips into his mouth (nom nom nom nom!). Same day, I had a blamer write me a message on why we lost, after killing me with flame grenades. The worst part about it was that the whiny little bitch was wrong. Seriously, STFU.
alfonso.hdez  - 6 months 9 days ago 
haha I'm a blamer but only to game's glitches and "features" ahem-gears of war 2- ahem. Great article as always!
FrozenImplosion  - 6 months 9 days ago 
HAHAHAHAAHHAA
I failed cause you're a f****** Noob.
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 6 months 9 days ago 
lolz, it is so true. I play a lot of TF2 and my clan has them all.
Koouunn  - 6 months 9 days ago 
"i failed becuase ur a f***ing noob" the best part of the article
sniper430  - 6 months 9 days ago 
sadly im a lone wolf but not if i have decent volume lv talking teamates
i dont get slow reader cause i always play alone first to read them...
i have glitcher and damsel lan party players and that pisses me the F*** off...
OH well good article
RebornKusabi  - 6 months 9 days ago 
That "Blamer" picture has just been insta-saved with my Windows 'steal' button.

Love that picture!
killemall  - 6 months 9 days ago 
I love it, hilarious, i usually play and let my roommate sit on the mic and be a gobshite, we switch off... i know losers, but its hilarious to us, especially if its a game that one of us doesn't know how to play well...

ReCaptcha: Juan Pueblos
Ravenbom  - 6 months 9 days ago 
omfg!
I'm totally stealing "Where my glitches at?" and I'm not going to give you any credit Matt. Just thought you'd like to know. :P
michaelmcc827  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Love these kind of articles...ones about gaming, not games that is. Kept me entertained, good job!

PS-F*** you I <3 griefing
Awesomeitude1523  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Oh god. I am SO the blamer. And my brother is the griefer. we play co-op on everything. Also, you forgot the person who has to explore evry little thing.
masterD  - 6 months 9 days ago 
mostly im kinda a lone wolf but im the good kind that will sometimes be by myself but will help out the other player if i see he/she is about to die or out of ammo or surrounded. i was only a blamer once and to jocker,(i dont remember the numbers) on ps3 im sorry i blamed u wen we died on re5
xecutioner  - 6 months 9 days ago 
....

*sigh*

(that would be me, being the mute)
KingEamon  - 6 months 9 days ago 
I'm a mute when playing with strangers, but when a friend is present I become more of a drill sergeant.
MGS4SolidSnake  - 6 months 9 days ago 
im love being the team killer...ill make sure to find 1 person with a mic and just kill them the hole game just to hear them complaign...u guys should really try it its hilarious
sklorbit  - 6 months 9 days ago 
yep, those catagories make up 90 percent of xbox live. you guys nailed this one...
Scott T  - 6 months 9 days ago 
The Blamer ahhhhh how u kno that one to be also true.
ManiacalMuphin  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Would it make me the Slow Reader or the Glitch Finder to point out that you said "Literate people has never been so annoying" when it should say Literate people HAVE never been so annoying?
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