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Tetris board game

What is this pap?

A board game influenced by the most popular puzzle game on the planet. We’re not exactly sure how the game is played. From what we can tell, you race a friend to grab geometric shapes from a pile and stack them to the top - which is the exact effing opposite of what Tetris is about.

WTF?

Unless you’ve been comatose for twenty years, we shouldn’t have to tell you that Tetris was designed specifically as a video game where you try to eliminate all the shapes. We understand the importance of branding, but creating the anti-Tetris seems like the worst possible attempt to popularize a cultural phenomenon. Even mud flaps with the “L” block would be cooler than the lamest birthday present ever given by tragically unhip parents.